Moving away from the shit hair debacle, all I’ll say is:
I’ve had a frozen shoulder (appreciate not the same as whatever made up condition Jack experiences). I could barely wipe my own arse without being in agony. I didn’t pleat my hair. I have frizzy hair. It goes humid in the heat, if I leave it to dry without using a hairdryer or straighteners it looks like the Queen’s hair.
during the time of my frozen shoulder i struggled to dress myself. Every step I took sent a pain right up through my body and into my shoulder. I was nervous walking, nervous going to bed in case I rolled over onto it.
i struggled with eating, washing myself etc etc. bra’s were a very difficult challenge.
with the use of loads of meds and a TENS machine it eventually went away, but the point I’m making is:
She could simply have stood in the shower, washed her hair with one hand, rinsed it, brushed it and left it to dry naturally. Nobody would have commented, she wouldn’t have the recourse to come back with all the ‘I can’t even have my hair fixed without people attacking me’ etc.
How she’s been able to lie on her front with her arms out like that whilst IN A FUCKING HAMMOCK with a supposed fucked shoulder, I’ll never, ever understand. If it tips she can’t put her arm out to break her fall etc.
she’s a liar, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with her shoulder. She’s demonstrated an ability to tweet, write, use a phone, hold a pen, balance in a hammock, apply SPF and she couldn’t put a comb through her hair?