Jack Monroe #341 The numbers on the key are upside down

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Ignoring the fact that Jack is not fucking Greek...

Canned mandarins + can juice + water = instant OJ



I'm no maverick, but if I want instant orange juice I...go to the shop and buy a bottle of orange juice. More details in my upcoming cookbook, which will be out after I finish the final final final final final final edits...
 
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The irony of her claiming to be Greek when she's trying to do 'the concept of truth' up the arse.
 
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Or whispers,juice some oranges. I know, I know I am maverick

Also I am doing burgers salad and pots tonight and I have pizzas for tomorrow night. Literally minimal cooking
 
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I made a couple of nice grid collages.

Social Media Jack.
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TV Jack.
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Social media Jack, middle row, centre and left. Both taken /posted in the last month hair seems freshly washed there Jack, I'm surprised you were capable of washing your hair when your gripped in a arthritis bout that has lasted over a month.

Almost like you just wanted shitty plaited hair cos you wanted it and nothing to do with not being able to lift your arm
 
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I cannot comprehend the mind of someone who suggests "Prunes, oats, milk, cocoa powder" for a light lunch during a heatwave.
 
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Thoughts (that may be late to the party;

1. Gazpacho must be cooked first to blend the flavours.
2. Melon??? I think she has forgotten to be poor in the excitement of the heatwave
3. Is all of her “heatwave “ food hacks included in the mythical fake £20 weekly shop.
 
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