No, but I wonder why the squigs don’t question that!
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No, but I wonder why the squigs don’t question that!
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Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round
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Keep an eye out, ninnies. I've got to go and put some food together.
Jack's now in the puddle? I'm confused
Both her hands and her tongue are accounted for so has she trained the dog to take pics now? It must be so tough to be so exhausted and in so much pain that you need to take the time to set up a timer on your phone to get your bikini thot shot.
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She keeps mentioning being delirious with pain and has been since the train journey back from Glasgow (so pre shock dumping by a few days). It's setting off my bullshit detector. Maybe she keeps texting people (Harold) a bunch of needy embarrassing crap and then needs the excuse of shoulder pain induced delirium?
A few rides on a sausage with no biological consequences and now she's perimenopausal... Come on #1978 truthers this one's for you!!
The way I SPRINTED here after seeing her tweets. Not even touching the braids appropriation, but yikes!
And final final final final FINAL book edits? Laughing my arse off here. Hardly surprising that her publishers have sent her manuscript back and said "Try again" after she admitted in the previous round of "final" edits that she hadn't written the method or ingredients list for multiple recipes.
And now the arthritis mentionitis makes a lot more sense. As well as trying to guilt old Homophobic Harold, she's trying to wangle yet more time to not finish her sodding book (how unfortunate that her writing arm is the one affected). Looks like they're not buying it, so she'll need to escalate even further, possibly by severing her own right arm in a freak mowing accident/being mauled by Content/falling Eucalyptus branch.
And final final final final FINAL book edits? Laughing my arse off here. Hardly surprising that her publishers have sent her manuscript back and said "Try again" after she admitted in the previous round of "final" edits that she hadn't written the method or ingredients list for multiple recipes.
And now the arthritis mentionitis makes a lot more sense. As well as trying to guilt old Homophobic Harold, she's trying to wangle yet more time to not finish her sodding book (how unfortunate that her writing arm is the one affected). Looks like they're not buying it, so she'll need to escalate even further, possibly by severing her own right arm in a freak mowing accident/being mauled by Content/falling Eucalyptus branch.
I don’t have tattoos, so know el zip, but common sense tells me, sun exposure on fresh tattoos, not good
I reckon this is to move us on from the Nam chat #1948thruthersA few rides on a sausage with no biological consequences and now she's perimenopausal... Come on #1978 truthers this one's for you!!
Stuff of nightmares, please add to the media gallery
So she can’t fit her arms to wash and style her hair but she’s braided it? #jacklogic
I’ll do the new thread just give me 417 seconds
Sorry meant lift
Bloody hell, who did those braids? Cooper?
she's had her nails done too. certainly stretching the £34
no she hasn’t, she’s just been picking up white dog tit.
Wasted all that money on appointment midweek then? They didn’t blue light you straight in for emergency surgery then
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