Captainmouse
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Can we sling in a couple of pumbles?Put them both in a room and watch the ultimate passive-aggressive stand-off!
Can we sling in a couple of pumbles?Put them both in a room and watch the ultimate passive-aggressive stand-off!
You can sing that to the tune of the wheels on the bus. Gifting you all a little earworm for a Friday nightThread title nomination: The numbers on the key tag are upside down
I read this part just now to my husband (vaguely aware of her, no idea about Tattle, doesn't use social media, etc). His reaction: "What?"I called a scientist, an architect, several firefighters, and a lawyer. Between us all we hold decades of service, encyclopaedias of chemical information, forensic knowledge of building structures and escape routes.
I can actually SMELL the bullsh*t coming off these 2 sentences.
This made me laugh so loudly, the dog(go) woke up and farted.I wore the Welephant costume at a summer fayre once, I also consider myself fully qualified.
Or the people she's helping with their benefit claims and haven't got any phone credit and need to call her?also, public number? what? is that for when the political prisoners can't dm?
Bizarrely enoughWaaaaah. Have to quote myself. That was meant to say pumbling free! Pumbling. Not bumbling or mumbling.![]()
Here’s Jackie!!! The most terrifying horror remake ever.
The A17 is a road, a gun and, best of all - a tank!Is it only me that sees A17 and not 417? There is definitely a tail off to the bottom left of the 4, makes it look like a tribute to a boy band. Perhaps she asked for E17 and they couldn't understand her nasal twang?![]()
To add, “acceptance” is a big AA concept. For example, in the Serenity Prayer, acceptance of things you cannot change. This page of the Big Book has a lot of stuff about “acceptance” (of the situation, of reality, of your alcohol problem, I would venture), being the answer.Jack mentioned it is a reference to a page in the AA’s own “bible”, “The Big Book.”
I am not sure whether it would depend which edition you had as to whether that’s always going to be a correct page number.
I think she means “Acceptance is the Key” which is how some of the text on a version of that page I have seen, is sometimes summarised.
If it wasn't for the ink stained hands I would have said that tattoo is healed. Normally when you get a fresh tattoo it is either covered in clingfilm, or at least some vaseline type stuff but her arm looks dry.
ETA maybe not, just looked at some of my fresh tattoo pictures and they look much the same lol I'll try to stop being a JM conspiracy theorist now
It’s a really badly designed and executed tattoo!That what you get when you use ‘apprentices’. Lol.
She'll probably get a quick dip in the dandelion dirt bath.The grooming costs of that dog will be expensive. The little miniature schnauzer I looked after the other week costs £45 for a trim, shampoo and dry. I can only think that Content will be nearer the £75 mark. And they need doing often.
This was actually my very first exposure to her and I was shocked at her hostility towards him! Should have trusted my gut reaction to her(incredibly amusing listen, she comes off as a conceited twat and is super rude to Venetia’s now husband)
Bloody love him, Buddy and his glamorous assistantLove it when THAT BOY, Buddy Oliver does the cooking as usual much more screen presence than Jack.
Twitter is broken, oh what will she do
Were these the guineapigs or the labour named cats that one day just stopped being mentioned?If you ever feel sorry for Jack just remember she left two small defenceless animals to die in an airing cupboard and I'm sure the feeling will pass
It’s OK, NellieB. He’s THE Cookie Monster, she’s a fucking cookie monstrosity.Awwwww. I love Cookie Monster. I don't want him to be sad.
maybe that’s where they came fromThey look like they should go in SB’s rock tumbler.
I know lots of people like that and it's the main reason I have never got one. People change their minds over time and the things that once meant something to them no longer do. My brother has just after about 12 years got his ex wives name covered.If she likes her tattoo, then good for her. I just don't get why an adult needs applause from strangers for getting one. Wow, you went and got a thing you wanted at a bargain price. Yay, I guess?
I have a tattoo from when I was 18. I loved it then and now love it for getting it then, but would not get it now if that makes sense.