Jack Monroe #340 Not a professional account

[Feck]

With all this changing of profile pics, can i please request that @Feck never changes theirs? it is my favourite ever because it is quite literally the worst photo of Jack in existence. Even worse than my own.

Her dead shark eyes have never looked so wide, dead or sharky as they do in Feck's pic.

Yes, absolutely xx

 

[Ostapbender]

Someone did tell me I had "experience working with animals," because I've had pets for a long time. Am I Jack?

 

[LavaFlake]

Is the 417 misaligned or is it the positioning of her wrist bone/just me?

 

[Ostapbender]

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Stop boasting about your foul habits and say sorry to Iqbal, SH1TTER.

Well that explains the state of the lawn, I knew one small dog couldn't cover that much ground. Southend Police should be told

 

[Ostapbender]

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Jack's now in the puddle? I'm confused

 

[Ostapbender]

Are you a vegan who eats a lot of meat?
Do you fall underneath trains?
Are you able to bring up building plans to cast your expert eye over after major fire disasters?
Do your cookies look and probably taste like fossilised horse poo?
Have your former other halves complained about your lesbian clothes or large number of tattoos?
If you answered no to at least three of these, congratulations, you can rest assured it is very unlikely that you are Jack

How reassuring! Thanks for all you do. Sadly I'm not as important as Jack, but I'll live x

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

He has a thread now!

Love the varying income %s going to charity

ETA https://tattle.life/threads/russ-in-cheshire.31621/

Is that the rear foo foo guy I've seen mentioned on here? I take it he is another grifter but unlike Jack he has face pubes.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Reply to squig about page 417
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Christ..

 

[Captainmouse]

I would count vaping as smoking but some people (probably people who vape) don't. It doesn't for one second surprise me that Jack thinks 'vaper' is interchangeable with 'non-smoker'.


BIB walri
On topic-ish: I wonder how they get their post?

Most vapers don’t class it a smoking. Post probably comes by helicopter, or air pumble

 

[Django]

WTF? are there receipts for this absolutely ghoulish fuckery?

WTF? are there receipts for this absolutely ghoulish fuckery?

I posted it upthread.

We need to talk about Grenfell, and the corporate manslaughter of the poor.

I wrote this from the top of the church I volunteered in, inside the Police cordon at Grenfell, yesterday afternoon. I served as a Fire Control Operator for Essex Fire and Rescue Service from 2007 …

web.archive.org

 

[NellieBoo]

Jack has already done one!

Oh no. I can't watch that again. My eyeballs haven't recovered from yesterday. Honestly, if anyone hasn't seen it and is tempted to watch please be warned you may never, ever uncringe again .

 

[Ostapbender]

I wonder how someone who is apparently poor affords 47 tattoos.

How dare you imply that a poor working-class person like Jack doesn't have a massive disposable income, if you don't want POOR people Jack to have nice things get in the bin pal

 

[FeelingGroovy]

I totally missed her dating a bloke, btw.

So much for one of Britain’s Top Lesbians*, eh?

*not in the slightest bit anti-bi - but I thought she was firmly lesbian?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

What the hell is that? Is it my eyes? I know my phone hates me. What is it?

4 pics of the puppy on crispy grass.

 

[Boogs]

Must have been a big pair of traaazers to fit two birds in.

 

[auntylil]

This massively annoys me to! I feel like she’s is trying to make a point more interesting/valid by doing this. It’s on the same lines as when someone uses all capitals or loads of swear words to make a point when in reality you have just made yourself look worse

Yes! Just like the video of her reading the Effing Poem (can't remember the name of it but that was the main word used throughout).
I'm Wack Monroe. I'm smol and quirky and funny and cute as a brass neck button and I like to swear a lot 'cause it makes me edgy.
Does it fuck feck, Jack.
Oops, me bad.

All things brown and sloppy-ful
All filthy rugs and walls
All things inedible and woeful
The slopgoblin made them all

GENIUS! This has made my day!

 

[Boogs]

Nadiya is 100% exquisite and I love seeing her on tv.

Nadiya is so not my usual type but she is so lovely and warm that I have a bit of a crush

 

[SkippyDoo]

What are the (upside down) numbers on the tag meant to signify? I think I missed that

Is it from her time in 'Nam? Is it a bible verse? If it's the verse I googled, she's having a laugh!

Jack mentioned it is a reference to a page in the AA’s own “bible”, “The Big Book.”

I am not sure whether it would depend which edition you had as to whether that’s always going to be a correct page number.

I think she means “Acceptance is the Key” which is how some of the text on a version of that page I have seen, is sometimes summarised.

 

[NellieBoo]

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Argh. See, has she had it done that way so it looks the right way to her? I've always wanted a tattoo of my son's name on my wrist/arm. But I haven't because I can't get my head around what I would see versus what other people will see.

 

[hiyaaaacath]

welcome new member. We call them Squigs because we squiggle out their names to keep them anonymous.

Thank you I feel like I have found my people

Yes, I meant she should be promoting the apprentice to her twitter fans? Or are squigs only the disgruntled type? I’m confused!