Jack Monroe #340 Not a professional account

[Into_the_tunnel]

Did someone call for Content?

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You better know what you are doing on Sunday/Monday/Tuesday you absolute horror.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Platoon starring Jack Monroe in Charlie Sheen's role, Mom as Willem Dafoe's Elias and THAT MAN as the evil Barnes.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Her birthdays the 17th of March so thinking at least the 17 bit is that. Maybe the 4 is SB’s

She must be thick as shit if she can't remember her own birthday!

 

[SkippyDoo]

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Sorry, I didn’t see this post. Yes even though I don’t think this says “Acceptance is the Key” anywhere in those words unless my eyes are lying to me, that’s how it’s referenced sometimes. A bit like The Big Book isn’t really called The Big Book. I don’t really get not using a direct quote as a reference or the tattoo all really but it’s been a long week…

 

[Boogs]

Platoon starring Jack Monroe in Charlie Sheen's role, Mom as Willem Dafoe's Elias and THAT MAN as the evil Barnes.

Well Vlad thinks you’ve got it spot on.

 

[Limey]

Brave and important?

Brave?

BRAVE?

Spoiler: 🐕

Is that code for 'scammer'?

 

[auntylil]

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THAT is comedy fucking gold. I’m

She’ll claim it’s meant to be a balloon (with a hole in it) on a string or some shit I’m sure

Yo! Slop for brains! Your tattoo is on upside down!
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Almost looks like it says LIA(r). How apt!
Oh dearie, dearie me, sack the APPRENTICE!

 

[Malkiavelli]

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If ever an example was needed of a narcissist going about their day and replying to tweets - here it is.

 

[Boogs]

I think we need to stop making fun of the dandelions over the bath as well. All that dirt and mud that drops into the bath clearly brings back happy memories of her time in ‘Nam for a delightful spa-like experience.

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Having a nice relaxing soak in the tub after a hard days grifting.

 

[NellieBoo]

She's such a knobber .

 

[Hollaaa]

PUMBLE POWER.

I'm singing this to the tune of T-U-R-T-L-E POWER!

 

[Boogs]

Come on lads. I've got a LONG and ARDUOUS journey this afternoon, taking my son to his theory driving test. I don't need these earworms, it'll be bad enough. Have a heart!


Well, don't say I didn't warn you. You've only got yourself to blame .

Good luck Master NellieBoo!

 

[Julia Edwards]

Listening to Off-menu (podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster) with Nadiya on it and she is SO lovely. Funny, warm, charming. So different to some other cooks we know!

Nadiya's hands are just exquisite. And clean!

 

[Veronicaaa]

No !! I didn’t see this !! Was here at the time but don’t remember that. What happened ??? Omg

It's from here - some posts have been deleted but you'll get the general gist I think https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...youre-judging-slop.18447/page-38#post-4679842

 

[MrsFawlty]

I used a fire extinguisher in my first car

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I think you out-ranked me there Cap'n.

 

[NellieBoo]

literally thinks she's the fourth emergency service?

~literally~ pal

 

[Ostapbender]

It knew it didn’t stand a chance because she once posed for a picture wearing fire gear and she has scientists, architects, and fire fighters on speed dial. It bowed down to their combined decades of experience and knew it had to bow out because it was in the house of champion of the universe.

Does the story mean that SB has also seen a lot of ****ing fire?

 

[Captainmouse]

Not sure where this will land as I've got some grunking to do, but couldn't resist adding my two penneth, for what it's worth.

“I’ve seen a lot of fires” (unnecessary expletive removed) - so have I, doesn’t make me a fecking firefighter.

What a despicable human being she is!

bib have we had this as a #thread title?

 

[Thank(space)you]

Tbh I'd eat the cookies over anything else she has produced, if I had a gun to my head

 

[Django]

For @Lazarus and @heretoreaditall2019 please excuse my musical illiteracy but I've had a go

They seek her here
They seek her there
Her clothes are weird and always square

It will make or break her so she's got to buy the best
'Cause she's a dedicated follower of patreon.

Oh yes she is
Oh yes she is

She thinks she’s a smol flower to be looked at

And when she pulls her three pairs of knickers up tight
She's a dedicated follower of Twitter

Quoting myself like a cock, but apparently @MancBee has done this before


@Sideboard Bob