Yes my narc ex very kindly left her dog at my house the whole time she was in season so she didn’t have to deal with it. Who do you think Jack will dump content on?
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And managing to smear the poo over every available rug, carpet, chair, sideboard etcJack struggles with her own personal hygiene; imagine her house with a MASSIVE ungroomed fog with that wet dog smell, all sweaty after rolling in fox poo.
Sadly there were two cats that predate Mini and Pretzel. They were named after politicians Ed Milliband and Harriet Harmon, I think? (I could have those names totally wrong, apologies)Sophie/Pretzel died an awful death and Jack said that Mini was never hers
Oh poppet, you are too young. This is a riff on a song by The Kinks x
the kinks dedicated follower of fashion lyrics https://g.co/kgs/YVztFL
Ooh fellow trained fire warden here, I'm allowed to put a high viz vest on in the event of a fire so the fire fighters know I'm the important one with the clipboard of building plans and personal evacuation plans for each client. Does that mean I have a fire fighting uniform ( not lying, just tricky wording)
Yes I think it was Harriet and Milliband. Then she stated Cooper was her first cat and when someone challenged said some crap like my first cat at the moment
You sound the most qualified of all of us mothering ninnies. You should be fire monitor
Nadiya is 100% exquisite and I love seeing her on tv.
Ugh don’t. Hope she’s not getting any ideas from SB’s dad. Thank goodness the lockdown puppy craze is over and they’re not nearly as expensive as before.Let’s hope she wasn’t planning puppies as a source of income
Nadiya is so not my usual type but she is so lovely and warm that I have a bit of a crush
But also displays her dog’s ID tag with her phone number on it. That doesn’t matter because it’s her work phone and she doesn’t answer it.
which means she’s either missing out on paid work
I met Ray Davies once about 6 years ago and I still get Fanny flutters butterflies at the thought.Sophie/Pretzel died an awful death and Jack said that Mini was never hers
Oh poppet, you are too young. This is a riff on a song by The Kinks x
the kinks dedicated follower of fashion lyrics https://g.co/kgs/YVztFL
I'll never be a firefighter like all of you and jack. despite attending 16 years' worth of nhs mandatory training, the one time we actually played with extinguishers, I left my hand on the nozzle of the co2 extinguisher....
luckily, it was pointed out to me before I actually squeezed the handles
luckily, it was pointed out to me before I actually squeezed the handles
For @Lazarus and @heretoreaditall2019 please excuse my musical illiteracy but I've had a go
They seek her here
They seek her there
Her clothes are weird and always square
It will make or break her so she's got to buy the best
'Cause she's a dedicated follower of patreon.
Oh yes she is
Oh yes she is
She thinks she’s a smol flower to be looked at
And when she pulls her three pairs of knickers up tight
She's a dedicated follower of Twitter
They seek her hereThey seek her there
Her clothes are weird and always square
It will make or break her so she's got to buy the best
'Cause she's a dedicated follower of patreon.
Oh yes she is
Oh yes she is
She thinks she’s a smol flower to be looked at
And when she pulls her three pairs of knickers up tight
She's a dedicated follower of Twitter
Grunking but have to celebrate the beauty of this sign off
duck those cookies
Has she FaceTuned it or is the line work a bit off? The key stalk looks like it’s bending
I think it looks weird because her other tattoos are starting to fade and blur. Some awful designs there.
Is that the key to her forever home?
Quoting myself like a cock, but apparently @MancBee has done this beforeFor @Lazarus and @heretoreaditall2019 please excuse my musical illiteracy but I've had a go
They seek her there
Her clothes are weird and always square
It will make or break her so she's got to buy the best
'Cause she's a dedicated follower of patreon.
Oh yes she is
Oh yes she is
She thinks she’s a smol flower to be looked at
And when she pulls her three pairs of knickers up tight
She's a dedicated follower of Twitter
@Sideboard Bob
I love a sing song, always room for new versions of a tune.
We got Maisie some nappies. They didn’t stay on more than 10 minutes. She left blood all over the place, poor pup! Poor Laurie.
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