Yes. Jack's nickname is Cassandra
You see this in response to the ‘biscuits’ tweet…She is a literal food writer and making such a fuss about making some fucking biscuits. I made some last week with my 2 yr old grandchildwith less palaver. And they looked better. They literally are child's play. Omg why are people such simpletons praising her for doing the most basic thing ever - it should be her job.
It's like praising Stephen Hawking for knowing his times tables.
ETA the one thing in their favour is no one can accuse her of using shop bought ones there
Sorry to QT again, but HOW did Jack manage to centre herself in the global grain shortage?
Thank the LJC she warned them. She’d be the only person to have seen this massive fucking problem with grain coming down the line of course. I can do the Edinburgh lit festival gig. Is appropriate to canvass here on the best Q to ask?
She’s basically on the front line.
Well thank goodness you did, my love, because nobody else in politicsland, not a single other person, would have thought of that! Bravo! Bravo!
It is very wrong. It should be one or the other.I made chocolate chip cookies this week, and not to TOOT TOOT my own horn but they're good (apart from the trayload I burned and had to throw away...I'm not autistic so sometimes my cooking goes wrong).
Jack's cookies look frankly dangerous for someone prone to ouchy mouth. Also mixing Smarties and M&Ms is strangely offensive to me, it just feels wrong? Tell me I'm not alone...
No. No they aren't, you twerp.
Noooo she's stealing photos? OMG what a total fraudIf you type the words "despair on a wire rack" into Google images, that's the first picture that comes up.
Don’t worry dear I don’t have any teeth!Those cookies look like rocks. How many visitors need emergency dentist right now!
Yes! Just like the video of her reading the Effing Poem (can't remember the name of it but that was the main word used throughout).This massively annoys me to! I feel like she’s is trying to make a point more interesting/valid by doing this. It’s on the same lines as when someone uses all capitals or loads of swear words to make a point when in reality you have just made yourself look worse
GENIUS! This has made my day!All things brown and sloppy-ful
All filthy rugs and walls
All things inedible and woeful
The slopgoblin made them all
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