Yes absolutely xDo you think Hellman’s are counting down for Tuesday to be over with so they never have tobabysitwork with her again?
Edit: damnit I was beaten to the punch
Yes absolutely xDo you think Hellman’s are counting down for Tuesday to be over with so they never have tobabysitwork with her again?
Maybe they met at The Groucho, exchanged stories about how horrid the press are?I thought possibly that, but she said it was 'genuinely true' so
yes absolutely xI’ve done a quick google trying to find a link between Jack and the Petulent Prick Harry but nothing’s come up .
Does anyone think she’s talking ( oh she can’t do that can she due to an imaginary outchy gob) utter tripe?
Okay so big fan of this thread & its receipts so will try and contribute some. Disclaimer: am by no means an accountant, but am linking sources for each stage.
Being generous here and giving her the London living salary of £10.75 per hour (as per the living wage foundation), she has told us herself on thread 31 that she only claims for 40 hours a week, not the 90+ she 'actually works'. I'm using this salary calculator. She doesn't have a student loan, I'm also not putting pension in there as she's a ltd company director she'll be investing profits from that into a pension (as they all do / that isn't illegal).
Has her yearly take home as: £18,844.80 or monthly at £1,570.40
I am assuming that Patreon feeds into this salary, and isn't additional to it, as she has claimed previously.
Now thinking about:
There are other purchases you guys can probably think of too - I'm not saying that people on the living wage can't have nice things by any means, like a lot of us I'm just shocked at just how many nice things she manages to cram into such a small budget. This isn't accounting for rent, council tax, transport, childcare, etc which for most people would account for at least 50% of their salary, sadly for people on low incomes it's significantly more so likely to be 70%+. Maybe she has a cryptocurrency mining operation going on in the background to help facilitate such a lifestyle on the LW!
- Smeg at £2,800, that's 178.3% of her monthly salary, or 14.9% of her total annual salary.
- Prescription at £135 per month, that's 8.6% of her monthly salary.
- Cotswold Sideboard at £900 (in the sale), that's 57.3% of her monthly salary.
It was... not Prince Harry’s accountIsn't that what Collen Rooney did with Rebecca Vardy? I wonder if Haza suggested it to her?
Same, Babe.I’m still Grunka-ing my way through this thread, I was BUSY okay?
If low income people ate rinsed beans and grated corned beef they could afford more sideboardsOkay so big fan of this thread & its receipts so will try and contribute some. Disclaimer: am by no means an accountant, but am linking sources for each stage.
Being generous here and giving her the London living salary of £10.75 per hour (as per the living wage foundation), she has told us herself on thread 31 that she only claims for 40 hours a week, not the 90+ she 'actually works'. I'm using this salary calculator. She doesn't have a student loan, I'm also not putting pension in there as she's a ltd company director she'll be investing profits from that into a pension (as they all do / that isn't illegal).
Has her yearly take home as: £18,844.80 or monthly at £1,570.40
I am assuming that Patreon feeds into this salary, and isn't additional to it, as she has claimed previously.
Now thinking about:
There are other purchases you guys can probably think of too - I'm not saying that people on the living wage can't have nice things by any means, like a lot of us I'm just shocked at just how many nice things she manages to cram into such a small budget. This isn't accounting for rent, council tax, transport, childcare, etc which for most people would account for at least 50% of their salary, sadly for people on low incomes it's significantly more so likely to be 70%+. Maybe she has a cryptocurrency mining operation going on in the background to help facilitate such a lifestyle on the LW!
- Smeg at £2,800, that's 178.3% of her monthly salary, or 14.9% of her total annual salary.
- Prescription at £135 per month, that's 8.6% of her monthly salary.
- Cotswold Sideboard at £900 (in the sale), that's 57.3% of her monthly salary.
Just vommed at Jack calling Nigella 'dear heart'. She also used 'lovely one' earlier, and equally grim expression.View attachment 165831
Nigella realised she’d accidentally sent out a stock tweet and has regretfully drunk more kool aid. I remember John Diamond’s diaries, she can’t possibly have seen what preceded this?
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An inspiration to what, exactly?
I thought this! My partner is autistic and on PIP for a while because he struggled with finding steady employment (though he managed to get a part time job just before corona and is still working, thank god!)Plus I'm sure somebody with so many documented illnesses affecting her daily functioning would have at least had a stab at claiming DLA/PIP, which isn't means tested.
No she does read cookery books but she reads them like novels, it’s cooking shows that she doesn’t watch!I recall Lips Monroe saying on DKL she didn’t read cookery books or does she not consider Nigella’s books in the same vein.
Oh tit yeah good point - I hadn't even thought of that stuff sorry have no idea how it works?!Nah. The Universal Credit amount for a single parent of one child is more than that with rent element, plus council tax.
Plus I'm sure somebody with so many documented illnesses affecting her daily functioning would have at least had a stab at claiming DLA/PIP, which isn't means tested. And would have published several pieces about how dehumanizing the application process is if she had claimed and not been awarded it.
She always overcooks (!) it with the celebs. What a successful fishing trip she had this morning, so many blue tickers. I didn’t even have to go to her feed as she was on my own page. I can only think they (celebs) follow so many people and have verified only lists that she is either muted or they don’t see her at her shouting at air (and well meaning followers) worst.Just vommed at Jack calling Nigella 'dear heart'. She also used 'lovely one' earlier, and equally grim expression.
Is that a ‘yes, absolutely x’?she would be absolutely able to apply for PIP to supplement her income