I mean, she claims to be self aware and yet she posts this, seemingly without seeing the irony
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Exactly. You'd do everything financial exactly by the book rather than risk the Compliance people getting their claws into you.Oh tit yeah good point - I hadn't even thought of that stuff sorry have no idea how it works?!
Surely if you were playing silly games with allowable expenses & dividends & salary you wouldn't wanna go near it with a barge pole though! This isn't related to JM before she starts but we have a ltd company & we've not touched any of this bounce back support even though we'd probably be eligible. Neither of us would want to create a problem for down the line as we suspect HMRC are gonna be clawing back a lot of this tit tout suite where people have been a bit cheeky (rightfully so tbh - no judgment here) so it's like rolling tit down hill or whatever the saying is.
She reads them as novelsI recall Lips Monroe saying on DKL she didnāt read cookery books or does she not consider Nigellaās books in the same vein.
I suppose she would see decent recipes as fiction. Makes sense now.She reads them as novels
Yes, absolutely xIs that a āyes, absolutely xā?
The contouring of the 'Max Headroom School of Contouring' it has angles and everything.I agree with her too. My huge issue is she is clearly weaponising her weightloss for both sympathy AND compliments. Her lipstick selfie with the gigantic hollow eyes and contouring to give herself hollow cheeks was absolutely her trying to look thinner
If you look at her Hellmanās āperformancesā she looks, to me, a perfectly healthy weight. Her clothes arenāt hanging off her. She sounds delighted that she has achieved this attention from her
I suppose she would see decent recipes as fiction. Makes sense now.
I agree.her poor son
Still catching up, so probably already covered, but I think what youāre describing here is the āRooneyāVardyā opening gambit...I think she means the thing thatās been widely reported that when Prince William was at university he would tell a different story to each āfriendā and the ones that made the papers told him who he could trust. Think it was a plot line in Life on Mars too. But of course she canāt be bothered to explain why Prince Harry and her are BFFs. twit.
There's a particular medication for epilepsy that has a noticeable effect upon the people who take it. Even now, around 20 years after it first started being used, sharing the information is very heavily disapproved of - at the time, an ex's girlfriend wasn't told about the side effects until after she'd been on them for three months as they didn't want it to become well known, as the NHS was likely to withdraw approval if it became something people would abuse/obtain inappropriately. Meant she had the side effect, plus another of looking like she had grey skin and eyes like a shark, though.
Itās because theyāre so sexxxaaay. You know, because she looks so good? Sadly I think thereās only one person theyāre for.Why is she even going on about 'don't sell my nudes to the papers (lol AS IF), I will know who you are and <Liam Neeson voice> I WILL FIND YOU'? It's got absolutely duck all to do with anything else she's saying??