Or you might even stretch to say she's...No, because she had the heart of a lady but the legs of a soufend builder - and she's all more special for it.
Congratulations! What brilliant news!Some good news today, hausfraus (which I don't feel like sharing on twitter yet because it is indeed a cesspit of jealousy) - I've been offered a book contract!
Taking inspiration from our BESTSELLING POET, going to think long and hard about how I can exploit the labour of black people and make it all about myself
Her legs
It's like, "look at me in my [feminine] dress with my hairy [masculine] legs. I am truly split along the genderline"... as if it's a dichotomy. A bit like her Guardian article photoshoot.
Massive congratulations!!Some good news today, hausfraus (which I don't feel like sharing on twitter yet because it is indeed a cesspit of jealousy) - I've been offered a book contract!
Taking inspiration from our BESTSELLING POET, going to think long and hard about how I can exploit the labour of black people and make it all about myself
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, she once stood in for Ruby Rose in a music video (according to an Insta post a while back).... anyone know if this was actually true? Or another figment of Monroe's wild imagination?If so, it truly backfired.
I actually think she's not bad looking, she has a touch of Lily Allen about her. But that outfit is heinous.
Massive congratulations!!
Don’t let Jack know, you are so in her lane!
You could see if she was available to write the foreword - perhaps through the medium of poetry.
This is a book
That takes up a space
On the shelf. In the shop
That should only be filled by
My book.
Amazing, congratulations!!!Some good news today, hausfraus (which I don't feel like sharing on twitter yet because it is indeed a cesspit of jealousy) - I've been offered a book contract!
Taking inspiration from our BESTSELLING POET, going to think long and hard about how I can exploit the labour of black people and make it all about myself
One dayMassive congratulations!!
Don’t let Jack know, you are so in her lane!
You could see if she was available to write the foreword - perhaps through the medium of poetry.
This is a book
That takes up a space
On the shelf. In the shop
That should only be filled by
My book.
Great idea, it works for JM.Set up a Patreon and you too could have a houseful of free stuff!
I love Kevin Turvey, especially when he’s performing a poem that has “theatre” in it. Can’t remember the name, but a fan hopefully would recognise it!Was trying to find a gif of Kevin Turvey but guess that might be a bit too (up in my) niche x
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, she once stood in for Ruby Rose in a music video (according to an Insta post a while back).... anyone know if this was actually true? Or another figment of Monroe's wild imagination?
Fabulous news!! xxSome good news today, hausfraus (which I don't feel like sharing on twitter yet because it is indeed a cesspit of jealousy) - I've been offered a book contract!
Taking inspiration from our BESTSELLING POET, going to think long and hard about how I can exploit the labour of black people and make it all about myself
Yay, that's wonderful news! Congratulations, hope you're feeling proud as punch.Some good news today, hausfraus (which I don't feel like sharing on twitter yet because it is indeed a cesspit of jealousy) - I've been offered a book contract!
Taking inspiration from our BESTSELLING POET, going to think long and hard about how I can exploit the labour of black people and make it all about myself
Dear God that was embarrassing to watch. Her verbal diarrhoea is quite something. Just a barrage of meaningless drivel.Speaking of poetry hausfraus, here's our tattle laureate herself vomiting the thesaurus and trying DESPERATELY hard not to talk about herself.
Sorry, there isn't a timestamp, but you can scroll through and find her by hovering the cursor (around 12 minutes ago) - https://www.thebookseller.com/british-book-awards
OMG her speech! The CRINGE!!Sorry, there isn't a timestamp, but you can scroll through and find her by hovering the cursor (around 12 minutes ago) - https://www.thebookseller.com/british-book-awards
Erm. Really not a natural presenter, is she?Dear God that was embarrassing to watch. Her verbal diarrhoea is quite something.
By the way, it's at 38mins in.
'Y'ALL' have gotten me through a lockdown PhD so you at least deserve a mentionI trust the book will be dedicated to this furious cabal of hausfraus.
https://giphy.com/ETIlaFCVAuxdC'Y'ALL' have gotten me through a lockdown PhD so you at least deserve a mention. But then I think none of us would be here without JM, and then would this book have ever even existed without JM.
Is it...JACK MONROE'S BOOK??
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