Jack Monroe #34 Medicine won't lift her gloom. Lady doc says Facetune!

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Why do her friends constantly bestow her with ridiculously expensive gifts?? Chanel lipsticks, Penhaligons perfume, Tracey Emin original, Smeg fridge (the old one), goodness knows what else. She’s either a piss taking friend, or it’s just a cover for how much she spends on herself... hard to know as she’s a fucking lying liar about EVERYTHINGGGGG
 
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Thank you so much my favourite sleuth. She only got to hold the little chap (Joe) an hour ago but he is now snuggled on her, they both look a bit stunned.
yes, this is lovely and all, but I’m a little disappointed @SoulRebel that you didn’t persuade use of “Cabal” as part of the little one’s name...

Any of the other pregnant Fraus prepared to give it a go? @heretoreaditall2019, what about “Cabala” —Cabala Eagle Edwards has a lovely ring to it...
 
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My (ex) boyfriend worked with a guy that ended up going out on the piss with him. Said he was hilarious and pure cheeky
 
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I wonder if she ever posts all her Twitter updates on her personal Facebook account? I could only imagine the replies she would get, and she couldn’t be rude to her actual friends and people she knows...
 
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Yesssss. This suggest to me that she’s friends with a lot of people from a higher social bracket, wealth wise. And when you’re the friend who can’t keep up it can be easy to fall into being desperate to keep up with them.
 
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omg I know we're baby twins already, but have a similar story with a travel writer for the economist who was NUTS too! What if it was the same man?! I cannot fucking remember his name for the life of me because I'd changed it to a nickname so I could print screen the messages & share them on Twitter (it was an ongoing series that had fabulous engagement).
 
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Don’t worry about the other cat, after the initial wave of attention that ideas seems to have disappeared. I wonder if now lockdown has semi been lifted if she will be cutting her brothers hair?
 
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you should have printed them out or saved them in a massive google document
 
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I'm most certainly a woman. Last time I checked "understanding the importance of lipstick" was not something I was born with. I also haven't magically acquired it by virtue of having tits and a fanny.
she has such a naff antiquated view of womanhood/femininity, I can't explain it and I certainly don't want to attribute it to age as I know there are plenty of hugely intelligent & progressive women 100 years old+ so please don't take it as ageism: but it reminds me of when you speak to older middle class women, like the stuff they think about being a woman & appearance? The generation of women who actually listened to the special k adverts and ate 3 bowls of cereal for years on end so feel the need to impose those oppressive views onto you now? No thanks hun keep it for urself xo
 
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God sorry I'm posting far too much as I Grunk, Cabala is far too fancy I'm not Jack Monroe my love! x
 
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I’d rather have friends that stepped in when I was clearly struggling rather than giving me lipsticks/Tracey Emin artwork.
Mm I would put money on this 'friend' being Sali Hughes. This is her philosophy and they have previously bonded over horrible mean nasty Tattle.

Jack Monroe #35 'Let them eat mayo cake (I'm not bloody touching it)'.
 
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For all you fans, ITS DIGNITY JACK

Edit just to say, yes i 100% have waited until thread 38 to use that, that is called CONTROL
 
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Like Joan and Jericha, sort of spoof old ladies
 
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