yes, this is lovely and all, but I’m a little disappointed @SoulRebel that you didn’t persuade use of “Cabal” as part of the little one’s name...Thank you so much my favourite sleuth. She only got to hold the little chap (Joe) an hour ago but he is now snuggled on her, they both look a bit stunned.
No offence if she does I think she might need some new ones. I would never let my friend go on like this pandemic or none.Yes absolutely
My (ex) boyfriend worked with a guy that ended up going out on the piss with him. Said he was hilarious and pure cheekyThat’s right! Good memory!
(I was an extra in one of The Avengers films - no special close ups of me nestled in his arms UNFORTUNATELY.) He seemed a thoroughly nice chap.
What was hilarious though was that his body double (also in Captain America costume) got absolutely piled on at lunch as he’d eat with all the extras / crew. And he loved it
your notificationsPhew I'm all caught up now. Didn't find mind bleach but these wipes appeared in the ads. I think Jack could use some too to clean up all the bull excrement she comes out with.
Yesssss. This suggest to me that she’s friends with a lot of people from a higher social bracket, wealth wise. And when you’re the friend who can’t keep up it can be easy to fall into being desperate to keep up with them.Why do her friends constantly bestow her with ridiculously expensive gifts?? Chanel lipsticks, Penhaligons perfume, Tracey Emin original, Smeg fridge (the old one), goodness knows what else. She’s either a piss taking friend, or it’s just a cover for how much she spends on herself... hard to know as she’s a fucking lying liar about EVERYTHINGGGGG
omg I know we're baby twins already, but have a similar story with a travel writer for the economist who was NUTS too! What if it was the same man?! I cannot fucking remember his name for the life of me because I'd changed it to a nickname so I could print screen the messages & share them on Twitter (it was an ongoing series that had fabulous engagement).Can I tell my only Groucho story?
I went on a date there with apoor little richman whose only job ever was as a travel writer for the Times. He told me that, because of this, his life was 'a nightmare of solitude'.
I laughed and laughed and laughed and told him about the time my mum took a second job cleaning in a hotel so they could afford to buy us Christmas presents.
He really was a spectacular cunt and I wish I could remember his name because I used to enjoy hate reading his articles and Twitter.
I thought the same! I was like shit man - 288 notes!!your notificationsI couldn’t cope I have to clear mine down
Don’t worry about the other cat, after the initial wave of attention that ideas seems to have disappeared. I wonder if now lockdown has semi been lifted if she will be cutting her brothers hair?She is being a terrible wanker isn't she? I thought she couldn't get much worse for self indulgent gaslighting but I was wrong. 'I've lost so much weight. I'm not eating. My mother comments how thin I am. WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP COMMENTING ON MY WEIGHT?'. Argh argh.
To be fair the lovely Nigella's reply reads like the stock reply she has in drafts for Jack so she doesn't have to plough through the appalling drivel - 'oh dear how sad you are brave there there'.
Her poem on the last thread is brilliantly hilarious - whoever said she was Adrian Mole is spot on. Her's reminded me of his 'Mrs Thatcher'.
'Do you weep Mrs Thatcher do you weep?
Do you weep Mrs Thatcher in your sleep?
Do you weep like a willow
On your Marks and Spencers pillow
Do you weep Mrs Thatcher do you weep?'
Also if I was her I would get my cat's nose looked at. She said he had a fight with a crow but the injury is lingering I think. He has a very pink exposed little nose and we have had long periods of sustained sun. I would get it checked for something more worrying before I embarked on getting another pet.
you should have printed them out or saved them in a massive google documentomg I know we're baby twins already, but have a similar story with a travel writer for the economist who was NUTS too! What if it was the same man?! I cannot fucking remember his name for the life of me because I'd changed it to a nickname so I could print screen the messages & share them on Twitter (it was an ongoing series that had fabulous engagement).
But she hasn’t actually been off her phone long enough to have an appointment anywhere...but it looks like she’s had lip fillers to me and doesn’t want to admit to it.
she has such a naff antiquated view of womanhood/femininity, I can't explain it and I certainly don't want to attribute it to age as I know there are plenty of hugely intelligent & progressive women 100 years old+ so please don't take it as ageism: but it reminds me of when you speak to older middle class women, like the stuff they think about being a woman & appearance? The generation of women who actually listened to the special k adverts and ate 3 bowls of cereal for years on end so feel the need to impose those oppressive views onto you now? No thanks hun keep it for urself xoI'm most certainly a woman. Last time I checked "understanding the importance of lipstick" was not something I was born with. I also haven't magically acquired it by virtue of having tits and a fanny.
I like watching it over and over as his sunnies just pop off. I’m childish.STOP TAUNTING ME WITH THAT GIF! YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES TO MY OVARIES!
God sorry I'm posting far too much as I Grunk, Cabala is far too fancy I'm not Jack Monroe my love! xyes, this is lovely and all, but I’m a little disappointed @SoulRebel that you didn’t persuade use of “Cabal” as part of the little one’s name...
Any of the other pregnant Fraus prepared to give it a go? @heretoreaditall2019, what about “Cabala” —Cabala Eagle Edwards has a lovely ring to it...
Mm I would put money on this 'friend' being Sali Hughes. This is her philosophy and they have previously bonded over horrible mean nasty Tattle.View attachment 166172
I’d rather have friends that stepped in when I was clearly struggling rather than giving me lipsticks/Tracey Emin artwork.
Like Joan and Jericha, sort of spoof old ladiesshe has such a naff antiquated view of womanhood/femininity, I can't explain it and I certainly don't want to attribute it to age as I know there are plenty of hugely intelligent & progressive women 100 years old+ so please don't take it as ageism: but it reminds me of when you speak to older middle class women, like the stuff they think about being a woman & appearance? The generation of women who actually listened to the special k adverts and ate 3 bowls of cereal for years on end so feel the need to impose those oppressive views onto you now? No thanks hun keep it for urself xo
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