Jack Monroe #34 Medicine won't lift her gloom. Lady doc says Facetune!

[SoulRebel]

Aw congratulations @SoulRebel and family! A strong little boy, that sounds like a fab weight for a premature baby

It must be tit not knowing when you’ll get the first cuddle. But hopefully we’re moving in the right direction (I’m in Scotland and we’ve had 3 days in a row where no COVID deaths have been reported, and we were late to the pandemic party) and it won’t be too long. I’m sure your daughter will send you lots of pics and videos that will keep you going.

Ace news!!

Thank you so much my favourite sleuth. She only got to hold the little chap (Joe) an hour ago but he is now snuggled on her, they both look a bit stunned. It's all very odd seeing her with a mask on but her eyes are smiling

 

[GothPrincess]

So basically, can you all duck off. I’m only here for the attention.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Random question to ask her. I shall wait excitedly for the follow-up

ETA Had to Grunka through the last few pages, and you guys have been as entertaining as ever. Special shoutout to whoever did the Boris impersonation speech

 

[Eurgh]

That won’t go down well.

‘I NEVER SAID I WAS BETTER I AM IN AGONY!!!!!’

 

[GrunkaLunka]

I don't say this lightly, but in my opinion (don't sue me, it's an opinion) she needs medical intervention, and fast. Those close to her need to make that difficult telephone call.

Couldn't agree more. She's gone over the edge now, anyone can see.

I think that tattlers accounts is out to try to stir trouble for us

I think so too. Pathetic really.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Good bleeping question Lindsay! Could it possibly be because jack knows that if she went to the NHS they’d call her out on her bullshit seeing as they know how much these drugs are abused? Just like you’ve already mentioned....

Of course she won’t answer this on Twitter duck me.

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Is that.....Redcar Jude????

 

[no-no]

I do wonder why anyone would continue paying so much for a medication that’s cheaper via NHS and has good efficacy in people with ADHD when it‘s not alleviating much? A review is a good shout. I remember female relations used to visit private “slimming doctors” in the 90s for weight loss pills, they never lost much weight long-term but they sure could smash through the housework seemed like good money after bad...

She’s already deleted the tweets to the woman on ADHD medication so clearly seen her response. Ms “be kind” chose to delete rather than reply to say she got her wires crossed, naturally.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

It’s so bizarre she keeps bringing this up as if it’s a real concern. Most of the news stories I’ve seen about her are concerning her cookery / TV appearances, dramas (KH, JO), and the odd random story about her shed renovation or whatever. The only articles about her personal life are either written by her or featuring an interview with her - so obviously stuff she consented to put out there

I assume the situation of someone selling her private photos would fall under revenge porn so I highly doubt a paper would get involved

But even leaving that massive detail out of the equation, has she checked the type of sexy photos the tabloids publish recently? I don’t think their audience would be lusting after a photo of Jack in her worn out CK bra

You’re right about the sad underwear.

Yoohoo Jack , if you’re reading , invest in some photo worthy lingerie to really show off the goods.

 

[Melmoo]

So basically, can you all duck off. I’m only here for the attention. View attachment 165990

So let me get this straight your currently under the metal health crisis team (who by the way are only currently seeing EXTREME cases where suicide is a concern) due to covid 19 resource strain, and your posting non stop on social media and posting selfies etc..

We all pay taxes which I am happy to do and pleased i can support the nhs too but it pisses me off that if she is under the mental health crisis team then she is taking the piss basically out of the treatment prescribed because no way are the MHCT condoning or okay with you constantly on social media if you are basically a suicide risk. It's like me having a gastric band and then the next day going to McDonalds. Doubtful a consultant would support this !!

So let me get this straight your currently under the metal health crisis team (who by the way are only currently seeing EXTREME cases where suicide is a concern) due to covid 19 resource strain, and your posting non stop on social media and posting selfies etc..

We all pay taxes which I am happy to do and pleased i can support the nhs too but it pisses me off that if she is under the mental health crisis team then she is taking the piss basically out of the treatment prescribed because no way are the MHCT condoning or okay with you constantly on social media if you are basically a suicide risk. It's like me having a gastric band and then the next day going to McDonalds. Doubtful a consultant would support this !!

Also why is she now doing an impression of megan from live island on her profile picture ?!?

 

[SoulRebel]

So let me get this straight your currently under the metal health crisis team (who by the way are only currently seeing EXTREME cases where suicide is a concern) due to covid 19 resource strain, and your posting non stop on social media and posting selfies etc..

We all pay taxes which I am happy to do and pleased i can support the nhs too but it pisses me off that if she is under the mental health crisis team then she is taking the piss basically out of the treatment prescribed because no way are the MHCT condoning or okay with you constantly on social media if you are basically a suicide risk. It's like me having a gastric band and then the next day going to McDonalds. Doubtful a consultant would support this !!

Quite. I think that any mental health crisis worker would be concerned about that stash of inappropriate/out of date/unnecessary medication too. It's all such bullshit.

 

[Silver Linings]

Deadly combos. Nice.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Maybe don’t go shouting about deadly combos, hey?

Snap, @Silver Linings

 

[Silver Linings]

Look at my ad!!

 

[tattle admin]

Hi all,

Our stance on troll accounts that try to discredit tattle is to ignore them and not give them the oxygen they're looking for as it only encourages them.

thanks

 

[Pocahontas]

Who the duck calls Nigella ‘dear heart’ in the same sentence as rabid fangirling them?

‘I read your books like novels, they sing me to sleep at night ’ to
‘It’s about time you bleeping acknowledged my abject pain, dear heart ’

Silly knob.

And all that shouting into the abyss weight loss stuff? I’m glad some of you reported her posts. Disgusting.

Lastly, I’m no royalist, but I hope she gets done for bleeping treason for ‘revealing’ Hazza’s dick pic shame.

 

[Calabria]

She can’t even use the bleeping blur tool properly but she can hide a secret code within the background of her labia photos? Righto.

She couldn’t even flip her own photo (which takes approximately 4 seconds to do on an iPhone)

 

[Chocolate girl]

God I hope that pants pic with the leg scratches she posted the other day isnt one of the sexy pics shes taking about!

As for the Prince Harry name drop, she obviously read some magazine article and decided to namedrop him then act ambiguous in the hope the Daily Fail would pick up on it, shes desperate for any sort of tabloid attention that would give her the proper fame she is so desperately craving.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Lastly, I’m no royalist, but I hope she gets done for bleeping treason for ‘revealing’ Hazza’s dick pic shame.

I was so torn between the ‘love’ and ‘haha’ reaction button for this!

 

[Aug1977]

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I love how she isn't correcting people and allowing this little fantasy to continue.

She never does correct people. Particularly when they congratulate her for her service on being an actual Firefighter.

 

[LittleMissMuffet]

I had no idea that biting your lip resulted in both of them becoming much fuller. I’ve never bitten my lips and don’t suffer from dry lips but my lipstick never looks that smooth. What even is real life anymore?