Jack Monroe #339 David Attenborough lied about walruses

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Do they think they are paying him to not write any more erotic blogs?
 
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I don't think you need the Railcard to get a disabled room on the sleeper though. Seems like you just give them a call. So this is what she must have done, called them to say she's disabled and can she be allocated an accessible room. Selfish bitch.
 

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It's absolutely insane. I shall leave aside the fact that donating to the Marquis de Cringe in the first place is incomprehensible to me and for the purpose of discussion imagine that I am someone who wants him to reach his goal. Once he's hit the target, why wouldn't you just donate to the Trussel Trust yourself? He was only looking for £6500. It makes no sense.
 
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“Woman of a certain age”?! She’s 35 hardly mid life.
 
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She posted a picture of herself sat on a giant gun looking like Ozzy Osborne then claimed her dad had fired it on his residential street (the post was later deleted and it is therefore canal canon that she got a massive telling off for bullshitting).

She created her own version of the Jubilee trifle using her usual disingenuous costings, then never posted the recipe. The squigs started lapping her arse anyway.

She landed a "gig of a lifetime" which was "seven years in the making." This dream job turned out to be 3x 2 minute slots on Lorraine, which she somehow managed to screw up despite them being prerecorded.
 
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- She posed in a John Lewis hammock, wearing Ray-Bans and an extremely revealing singlet
 
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If you've been away for a few months. Can I recommend another couple of bangers for you.

The great malicious welfare check mystery: Starts on page 49 of thread #320

and the all time classic Georgia Church Suppers thread 292.
Also works for newbies like me - the Georgia incident is utterly priceless.
 
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So, via work, I found this photo from the volunteer awards in Scotland last month. I've taken the liberty of using privacy walruses to protect the identities of the lovely charity award winners...
Stunt walri.
 
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The Mediterranean arse train incident in my head plays out like this: she does a little hop to post herself down the gap like Flat Stanley, only her Mediterranean arse gets stuck on the platform and with gravity becomes pushed up to her mid-back, above her hips.

 
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With the dyson hairdryer LJC bought her as a gift that she hadn’t used
What? How. Sorry. What. I've read the wiki etc but seriously? Actually, please don't answer, I'm not sure I want to know.

This does take me onto one thing that I'd like to say about the canal. That is that there are lots of in jokes etc (not saying the above is a joke, please bear with me) but whenever anyone asks for an explanation, whether it's days/weeks/months/years later, there are always two or three people who will step in and answer. It's inclusive and a safe space here to ask questions. Without being at all patronising, we should all feel proud of that.
 
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If we are ever in fear of never fear as we too can have privacy/stunt Walri.
 
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I wonder if Louisa and Harold not wanting her to get more tattoos was more along the lines of 'Er I thought you said you had no money?' rather than expressing dislike for them.
And being uncomfortable knowing about the patreon income. Certainly in LJCs case. I can accept that Harold may not have been aware.
 
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