She's like a wax work of Tom Baker as Dr Who (minus the hat) in one of those really bad wax museums. Sorry for such a lengthy, oddly specific observation.
She's like a wax work of Tom Baker as Dr Who (minus the hat) in one of those really bad wax museums. Sorry for such a lengthy, oddly specific observation.Just watched the second video. Why does she look so sinister? She's setting off a primal part of my brain that I call the 'serial killer klaxon'.
This Grid of Jack Terror shows Jack looking as though she's poisoned someone's pumble.
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Has someone moved her bobble?Just watched the second video. Why does she look so sinister? She's setting off a primal part of my brain that I call the 'serial killer klaxon'.
This Grid of Jack Terror shows Jack looking as though she's poisoned someone's pumble.
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Dear Mr Lazarus,
This wins the internet* today!
But what if they turn out to have tattoos and are an ex-lesbian, @Lazarus? They might not even live near Aldi, please think about this xDear Mr Lazarus,
I'm sorry it's come to this, but I'm leaving you. I have fallen in love with a Squig from Twitter. I don't know their name, but things like that don't matter.
Forgive me, and please remember to claim the single person's discount on your council tax once i'm gone.
Ms Lazarus xx
You can get in a lot of bother calling people Irish there, so you can. Best illustrated in the “hands across the border” episode of Derry Girls.It’s technically none of our business but I do know some folk in NI who would be offended to be called an ‘Irish’ mammy…including those with British military (round the edges) connections…
Oh squig, that's the best burn I've seen in a long time
Can we talk about the red bin / red door / pink microwave situation please
As this was adjacent to the casual sexuality comment, I read this as lesbrachaun!God I hate Celtic Jack with a passion (Irish Frau here).
Any mention of anything Irish she'll respond with some Oirishry - "ye" etc. and I predict will probably start identifying as a leprachaun - they're very smol and cheat humans out of gold, so that fits.
Same with any mention of Scotland - response will contain the word "wee" or summat, basically a girl called Jock.
Aim higher dear heart - if they have been following for a while and just worked this out I feel sure Mr Lazarus has better deduction skills.Dear Mr Lazarus,
I'm sorry it's come to this, but I'm leaving you. I have fallen in love with a Squig from Twitter. I don't know their name, but things like that don't matter.
Forgive me, and please remember to claim the single person's discount on your council tax once i'm gone.
Ms Lazarus xx
Her house seems a bit “cataloguey”, very middle aged and middle of the road. More Very than Vogue.Can we talk about the red bin / red door / pink microwave situation please
I am awaiting his story in my step MIL ( real) not pretends take a breaks. "She stole my heart and fed me pumble"Has she deleted the "homophobic Harold dissed my lesbian fashion sense, so I gave him a smol pixie stare' (like or even adjacent to a Paddington Bear stare but less disappointing and more arsey) tweet?
I was hoping that she would stick her tummy out and do the full Care Bear stareHas she deleted the "homophobic Harold dissed my lesbian fashion sense, so I gave him a smol pixie stare' (like or even adjacent to a Paddington Bear stare but less disappointing and more arsey) tweet?
BIB Thread title surely?I am awaiting his story in my step MIL ( real) not pretends take a breaks. "She stole my heart and fed me pumble"
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