Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read

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I hear you. This weekend sees an event going on done by my right hand person who was a nightmare to deal with and then I knew why. Stabbed me in the back and took my format to do their own event, even my suppliers and some acts! Utter hunt...
 
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Heroes don't always wear capes...is fast losing all meaning. Hackneyed

Although Sherlock Holmes is one of my (fictional) heroes
 
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They’ve actually tagged Michelle Obama in the tweet!
I'm sure Michelle will mention it during her regular talks with Jack and will thank her for all she does .

I really do hope Marcus ignores all Jack and her squigs guff. He's a fantastic young man and a great role model for young kids.
 
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When is she next due to appear in Scotland? Happy to man a barrier at the border to be honest, even if it means I'm penned in England with her, Scotland doesn't deserve her (and not in a mad squig SCOTLAND DOES NOT DESERVE JACK way). I'm going on holiday there myself soon so really don't want to bump into the human lingering honk.
 
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Jack must be pretty adept at festivals, actually. The lack of showers won't bother her in the slightest, and if there's a queue for the portaloos we all know she has no problem shitting in a bag.
 
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With no one caring about Jack’s hot political takes, I think she should stick to what she knows. Bad food. She should pitch a depressipe to the Guardian for anyone feeling sad that Boris has gone. Some sort of comfort food, with lard, eggs, anchovies and that cress she’s growing that she thought was chard.
Eton Mess Cress.

I’ll get me coat. 🫣
 
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I'm sorry but blanket-fashioned-as-skirt can fuck right off. That's worse than the Billy Brag duet
 
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