Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess

[moldwarp]

I won't read anything with a pastel cover or which is termed chick lit. It offends my retinas. Golden age crime for me.... I do race through the written versions of Midsomer style crime but they are a distraction with tea and toast .

Oh, Golden Age British crime fiction is a joy. Also some of the stuff written during WW2, such an insight into what the war was like for people on the home front. But that was a totally different era and I see it in a very different light to today's 'cosy crime' genre, which makes me faintly nauseous.

 

[jenny2603]

The Book of Cold Dervishes.

 

[Hollaaa]

Explaining the cabal is going to be far easier than getting him to do a performative stock take and Asda quest....

 

[ContentCrunch]

Now an absolutely awesome squig is beating Communist Jack to death with the facts.
What a night. I’m so glad I stayed up.

Me too. Could just pop out for some nightmeat about now

 

[Pimpinella]

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Yeah but I bet they're returned damn quick. I once had your first book out for 2 hours..... my friend who is a librarian said they boomerang in and out of the library......

lol

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No love, they're genuinely worried about the standard of shte being published in this country and how any old flopper can get a book deal ......

 

[Lazarus]

Why bother seeking out Nightmeat, when Daymeat is free?

Thread title if it hasn’t been nominated yet

 

[MsGilmore]

Lads! From now on everything in Superdrug is FREE FREE FREE!

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Before she was rugby tackled out of the room! Teflon Jack is a sight to behold!

 

[Elastoblast]

She's still feeling spiky, I see. Waiting for the political hot takes...

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

What the heck is going on here?

 

[Elastoblast]

In comparison to the titgate pic, her boobs look an awful lot more matronly here.

She wore her Playtex that day. Couldn't have girls bouncing around unfettered

 

[auntylil]

Spoiler: All three sideboard shots

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Oh dear, has her Arthritis specialist doctor failed to inform her that one should not cross one's legs in this way, or cross them at all for that matter! I've had it drummed into me, no leg crossing, including the ankles! (Different kind of arthritis as mine isn't RA, but nevertheless, it's her joints that are painful just the same!)

Anyway, back to the picture...why do so many people think the "snarl" is sexy?

Snarly Jack
Snarly Jack
Get off my top (this is the sideboard speaking)
Go cook some slop
Don't let us down
Oh no, no

Snarly Jack
Snarly Jack
Get off your back
Go into town (Asda)
Don't let them (the poors) down
Oh no, no

SORRY pals & dudes!
(Need the amazing Wize Owl to record this for us )

This is definitely one for the oldies! And if you listen to the lyrics, many of them sound so relevant in Jack context!

 

[Elastoblast]

Mack Jonroe, the Pixie Detective series.
1. Case of the missing charity money
2. The mystery of the missing arch lever files
Canal, feel free to pitch your ideas for the much-anticipated collection

The sign of the slop

Mack Jonroe, the Pixie Detective series.
1. Case of the missing charity money
2. The mystery of the missing arch lever files
Canal, feel free to pitch your ideas for the much-anticipated collection

Why did they ask Monroe?

 

[Ostapbender]

Mack Jonroe, the Pixie Detective series.
1. Case of the missing charity money
2. The mystery of the missing arch lever files
Canal, feel free to pitch your ideas for the much-anticipated collection

Mack Jonroe in The Big Sleep
The Girl with the Inspirational Tattoo
Gone Money

 

[goldsmithlady809]

Camilla Tominey has just mentioned Jack’s tweets on This Morning because they’re talking about food prices and baby milk.

Came on to say this! luckily no one really latched on to it cos, yanno, encouraging shoplifting isn't a good idea

 

[MarzBarzie]

Has she come back from the supermarket yet?

Or is she lurking in the aisles waiting for the nightmeat?

Or in the bungalow grating the nightmeat into a meat pile?

This gives me the fear for OH. Harold? Harold? Noooooooooooooooo...

 

[Pimpinella]

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She's still RAGING about being called a capitalist which gives me an idea for a thread title: Jack Monroe Rampant Capitalist.

That's just a really bad tv show from China or North Korea...

 

[auntylil]

this makes it all so much more bizarre to me - as a fully accredited practicing counsellor she surely must see through Jack's bullshit?!

Spoiler: happy me-rail

in happy news i just got my final result of my last research essay of the year...82 which puts me firmly into a distinction for my first year of training - the result of sacrificing a lot of fun, nearly giving up many times and a lot of humility in knowing i have so much to read and so many other people to learn from. Maybe I could have got a higher mark if i had a good anecdote about bread and jam though

Congratulations from me, too!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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And the people who campaigned against Corbyn and Scottish Independence.

 

[Captainmouse]

I’ve seen some really funny stuff on these threads but Nightmeat is toooooo funny! That and the rucksack of animal body parts have to be my favourite ever!

Also those trainers in the photo, where the dog is licking her scabby leg, the trainers cost about £120 a pop!

Her collection of fugly designer trainers is extensive

 

[Clarends]

25000 steps
Fabian of the Yard sale
The big Dino nap