Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess

[PowerliftingOtter]

Jack eleventy billion jobs Monroe

Jack of all trades, master of none surely? Or master of slop!

 

[Captainmouse]

I don't think they do want to publish it which is why she's trotted out this nonsense.
In her snippy tweets from this morning there was one (can't find it now, sorry!) she said something like 'imagine a man being so angry about 1000 words from a book that hasn't been written yet'. She hasn't started it.
I think she's shown a draft or synopsis to the publisher and been told it is a non starter because it is shit/offensive and there is no market for it. She's had a tantrum, written this gobshite in temper and put it on Twitter to get the arselicking squiggles to say it is amazing and showing the publisher she is amazing and the book is amazing and therefore they have to give her an advance and publish it.
Like a fucking child.

She’s hoping for DKL mark II

 

[Feck]

Jack's crime thriller series would simply be called Nightmeat and I really think it could take off. I keep singing it along to the tune of Heartbeat though which kinda takes the edge off a bit.

Sounds more like a horror... oh, hang on..

 

[Elastoblast]

The hound of the slop slinger

 

[Captainmouse]

Grunking cos I’ve been flat packing all day, but fuck me, this is brilliant. Who is TD on Twitter, I want to follow her (I know we’re not allowed to say)

First name of scotlands first lady second name of windy in the childrens program camberwick green? Trumpton? Pugh, Pugh, Barney mcgrew, cuthbert, dibble, grub

 

[Lazarus]

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It looks like the person who tweeted the butter photo has deleted their tweet.

Still there for me, Marm. It is a blue ticker (Charlie Bennett).

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I'm sure she is sat on the boggatry

I think she's in the back garden on the crazy paving.

 

[Elastoblast]

There could be a whole series of reworked Christie titles.
Dumb Witness is begging a rewrite featuring Content as the "dumb Witness"
A witness for the prosecution featuring any nearly Mrs Jack's

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

The tweet about basically saying whatever she wants even though she gets fired is an admission of making yourself voluntarily unemployed and potentially into poverty.
I’m expecting ‘my mental health is on the floor’ tweets tomorrow. Get the sympathy going.

When is the next monthly inflation announcement? She will want to build up attention to that!

 

[Pavlova]

While I completely take your point to be fair if she did write a series of crime novels they would actually be trash…

Good, more firelighters for my BBQ.

 

[Captainmouse]

It's Phillipa's screenshot that makes me thinks they've booted her....

I sincerely hope they have, as she is depriving someone more deserving of work.

 

[Mrs Peel]

Any Cooper sightings recently?

 

[Pimpinella]

On the subject of night meat…

I'm surprised she hasn't done her own version of Visage's Night Train from the 80s..... I can see the video now, a load of hammock and saggy bra...

 

[Marj24]

Minging picnic at polished rock

Evil inside the bun

 

[I’MBUSY!]

She's deleted the original tweets. But is still going on saying shoplifting is cool. Make it make sense!!

They’re still up

 

[TillyMiffin]

Why so low?
Rishi go

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What was the origin for this? What was she blarting about?

 

[jenny2603]

maybe she is thinking of Psmith journalist, creation of P. G Whodehouse, who believed all property was theft so liberating it from it's original owner was an act of communism. It is of course possible the author was taking the piss in the same gentle way as he did with the black shorts who popped up in Jeeves and Wooster saying ridiculous Mosely like things

I LOVE Psmith so much. Practical socialism!

 

[Pavlova]

Louisa Compton left late April/early May, 2020.

Thank you, I couldn't remember x ...whatever it is, I wish she'd bugger off to bed!

 

[Candytuft]

Huge grunk on my hands… so may be very late with this:

Doesn’t she realise that she is telling on herself with this lever arch file nonsense?

What is she doing printing out Hansard and putting it in lever arch files? Does he hole punch the pages? Put in punched pockets??

Whilst the rest of the professional world has computer files, databases and spreadsheets.

I’m so embarrassed for her.

It makes her look poor sort of rustic and old fashioned. She's bonkers

 

[Captainmouse]

Just catching up so this will land somewhere weird, just in the murder mystery book title section, not a murder title and this has no doubt been suggested in the past but a new cookbook could be called Jack Monroe, Fifty Shades of Grey.brown

FTFY