She got a blanket that smelled like the dog and wafted it around the bungalow a bit. Such effort. Although I’m not sure the cat could pick up the scent over the other lingering honks.If I did a line every time she stated that she did a lot of groundwork I’d be starting to resemble Daniella Westbrook too.
Cooper has NOTHING. Laurie gets toys, Sideboard Cat has toys, but Cooper? He gets to sniff a stinking blanket. Poor puss.Good idea Jack, let's count all our pets' toys. I'll start! One catnip cigar, one felt turkey leg, two ping-pong balls... (mods it's a joke, pls don't, it'll be bin chat all over again)
Did she not post this photo already? I remember it from a couple of threads back. Someone triangulated one of the cushions.
We all miss Harold but we will get through this.I am really missing the slops now. It’s been WEEKS since I looked at a greasy old sausage.
It's not her first rodeo dearheart. Despite The Poverty.I’m so glad she is in fact the greatest and most knowledgeable dog owner in the history of all time.
Well, what an attitude on her, who does she think she is? She's just an out-and-out bitch! She doesn't DESERVE her followers and I hope they are seeing that, and start fecking off in their droves, pronto! Especially her patreons!
Except one...
Vlad wants to help….with that or the Vexing Bimbling Idiocy, who knowsI’m either doing the big maths wrong or…….
She is so rude to her squigs. The way she responds shows that she has zero respect for any of them.Well, what an attitude on her, who does she think she is? She's just an out-and-out bitch! She doesn't DESERVE her followers and I hope they are seeing that, and start fecking off in their droves, pronto! Especially her patreons!
Someone, preferably her mother, needs to sort her out (non-violently of course)! Jumped up little nobody!
Yeah my pup has many toys but he prefers to sleep with an old slipper.Omg Jack, who cares how many toys Content has? My dog won't play with anything but a tennis ball, but she does sleep with her emotional support flip flop.
Errrm ninny, you’ve forgotten the ball of wool cooper had great fun with during the knitting jack phaseBut Orphy B, he had that spenny flapping fish which caused Jack to violently hoot almost to the point of being rescued by the RSPCA! So he has one toy. Isn't that enough for you? Do you want her to stop breathing, you mendacious troll?
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