Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble

[Captainmouse]

Yes. This is the most likely outcome. Narcs love to wind people up, upset them, and then pop back up and be like' Oh, what's the big deal? What are you so upset about?' Narc gaslighting 101.

I dislike Lorraine. I don't know why but something about her feels off and fake. Gives me the ick.



I don't think she's launching a product with them I think she's moreso just a brand partner. So she gets paid to just be herself on twitter and throw in a #superdrug every so often?

I think she’s forgotten the mentions bit

 

[moldwarp]

Just seen in the news that the charity that Captain Tom's daughter set up in his name is now under investigation by the Charity Commission. She launched load of products in his name, such as gin, calendars, beers and lunch boxes. They made £800k in their first year.

Grifters gonna grift but the house of cards comes tumbling down eventually.

Also just seen that Uk real household disposable income has fallen by 0.2% in the first quarter of 2022. Does this mean that Jack has to buy 0.2% less of a Burberry scarf or that she can flog 02.% more of her slop. Answers on Lorraine maybe!

 

[MancBee]

I dislike Lorraine. I don't know why but something about her feels off and fake. Gives me the ick.

I watched Lorraine many years ago when she had a spot on her show with a film reviewer. They both pulled this film to pieces (I can't remember which film) and criticised everything about it.

The following week the star of the same film was on her show. Guess what? Lorraine was waxing lyrical about it. How wonderful it was and how great her guest was in it.

I haven't watched since.

 

[Smeghead]

Got to be talking about how she’s using this new app called Tinder to date and all the hilarious anecdotes from the last *checks notes* 48 hours.
She doesn’t do food anymore more, does she, can’t remember the last ‘recipe’
Or more likely Miguel has Covid so they’re scraping the barrel

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Got to be talking about how she’s using this new app called Tinder to date and all the hilarious anecdotes from the last *checks notes* 48 hours.
She doesn’t do food anymore more, does she, can’t remember the last ‘recipe’
Or more likely Miguel has Covid so they’re scraping the barrel

Miguel is busy trying to get play doh tools out of his decking. Or buying posho eggs from Sainsbos.

 

[Yel]

I dislike Lorraine. I don't know why but something about her feels off and fake. Gives me the ick.

If jack had a gram of integrity she'd call out Lorraine live on TV over her tax avoidance.

Instead she'll go on the Nestlé sponsored show whenever asked.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Yes. This is the most likely outcome. Narcs love to wind people up, upset them, and then pop back up and be like' Oh, what's the big deal? What are you so upset about?' Narc gaslighting 101.

I dislike Lorraine. I don't know why but something about her feels off and fake. Gives me the ick.



I don't think she's launching a product with them I think she's moreso just a brand partner. So she gets paid to just be herself on twitter and throw in a #superdrug every so often?

It's a "shop smart" campaign. So Jack of the multiple CCJs is going to give everyone tips on how to manage their money and spend wisely

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Oh I hope she's live on Lorraine.

 

[FrumpyCat]

If jack had a gram of integrity she'd call out Lorraine live on TV over her tax avoidance.

Instead she'll go on the Nestlé sponsored show whenever asked.

I have always thought Monboit and Jack were equally authentic.

Didn't Monboit used to jet around the world to talk about climate change, or am I confusing him with another hypocrite?

 

[moldwarp]

If jack had a gram of integrity she'd call out Lorraine live on TV over her tax avoidance.

Instead she'll go on the Nestlé sponsored show whenever asked.

Is that the George Monbiot who enjoys the land and proceeds of multiple generations of wealth from his aristocratic, colonising family, whilst lecturing The Poors on the evils of cheap flights and plastic packaging? Hooooo-kaaaayyyy.

 

[Smeghead]

It's a "shop smart" campaign. So Jack of the multiple CCJs is going to give everyone tips on how to manage their money and spend wisely

Ahhhh clever. They realised she can’t cook, so are going to let her loose on her ‘write up the £500 worth of food in your freezer and fridge and you too can just buy a pint of milk and a stick of celery you don’t need each week’

 

[Skyfall]

But what hair will she be wearing?

Ooooo and the grey jumper will be getting an outing too

 

[Cookiecookie]

More than happy to talk about pens as opposed to wrist touching or Lorraine.

In fact I might start a gel pen thread…

I bought a highlighter pencil today. You can erase it. Was genuinely excited about it. Not quite in a wrist rubbing way, but we can't all be like Jack

 

[Yel]

I have always thought Monboit and Jack were equally authentic.

Didn't Monboit used to jet around the world to talk about climate change, or am I confusing him with another hypocrite?

The journalist has a registry of interests where he has apparently sold his house in march 2023 - https://www.monbiot.com/registry-of-interests/

I wonder why Jack hasn't done something like this

 

[Veronicaaa]

Oh I hope she's live on Lorraine.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Oh goody she’s back on the hard hitting, cutting edge of telly where she belongs! Wonder what cold takes we can expect nestled inbetween the £3 per minute phone in competitions, a tight 10 on psychic pets and the endless intermittent payday loan ads. Heinz + Lurpak = too much £££ ??

I won’t be able to have it on in the background as unlike Jack I am taking care of a puppy before work (which regularly involves being up with the larks ) so went into insta to see if there was exact timings and looked at the comments of the last time she was on

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"Skint for a minute mouthpiece" chapeau squig, chapeau

 

[Charitas]

I hope we find out today why this Lorraine gig is so high profile that she can’t take on a coveted evening slot for her own series. Because as we all know, and I’m sure TV Frau @Emmapism can confirm, if a person is on telly more than once a day the apocalypse begins.

Richard Whitely was twice nightly for much of the 80s and on two different channels how did we survive

 

[Lazarus]

I wonder if she’ll wear the Tiffany earrings or because they were a gift from Harold, they’re tinged with too much sad energy now.

 

[Captainmouse]

We could just talk about gel pens on here instead of watching Jack on Lorraine.

Love a gel pen, but current gel pen count in the Tbilisi household is 0. Send gel penoes.

Don’t visit the pen. Island website

 

[Django]

The journalist has a registry of interests where he has apparently sold his house in march 2023 - https://www.monbiot.com/registry-of-interests/

I wonder why Jack hasn't done something like this

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March 2023?