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Is this Content Version 2? Jack, the prize that no one wants from the lucky dip, relates her hilarious dating stories Ć la Bridget Jones. Itās been done before, cupcake.
Please don't put University of Essex when you didn't study for a degree. Genuinely disingenuous. You know how you didn't like That Man ruining your life by taking credit for something you did? It's a bit like that feeling...shifty tit.
As someone* said, āEverything (else) is reversible and usually reversed.ā
*I think it was Dominic Cummings! Obviously mega fan here who hangs on his every word.
I think he said it about Bojo and it was the first time I though yeah, youāre right, pal.
Please don't put University of Essex when you didn't study for a degree. Genuinely disingenuous. You know how you didn't like That Man ruining your life by taking credit for something you did? It's a bit like that feeling...shifty tit.
As someone* said, āEverything (else) is reversible and usually reversed.ā
*I think it was Dominic Cummings! Obviously mega fan here who hangs on his every word.
I think he said it about Bojo and it was the first time I though yeah, youāre right, pal.
Look ex-OH! Men are talking to me! (I erroneously think) I'm on the GCSE syllabus! Look how important I am! Look what you've lost!
And who will be looking after content when she goes on these dates may I ask?
At least she's carefully vetting them and not just meeting with anyone from the internet after a few messages 
Good job nothing she says is true.
Good job nothing she says is true.
Sheās not on the syllabus. Which, btw is called specification nowadays you moonboot.
One of the many Jack hills I will die on.
One of the many Jack hills I will die on.
Live tweeting Jack's adventures in Tinder is much better than live tweeting her adventures in gastrointestinal distress. So there's that.
STARFUCKERS. ADELE.
I haven't read further. Je suis mort.
Scrolling back up now.
I haven't read further. Je suis mort.
Scrolling back up now.
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Not an antiques dealer who specialises in spoons? You've surprised me there, Jack. Maverick.
There's a big narc thing around shame, oddly.
I feel sick at her tweeting about this. Those people, if they exist, have not consented to this info being shared to 550k people.
It physically hurts me that she didnāt get this joke but blundered in anyway with a reply. The cringe, it burns.
If the date with the ceramicist is real (spoiler: it isn't), will she whip out her phone and show them her pottery shard collage from a few months ago?
3 dates in an afternoon? Completed it mate. We're a lorra, lorra lot of lovers.
"English teacher, a doctor and a ceramicist?"
She shoots, she scores.
Good luck on your triple date Jack!
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