I wonder if we'll get any more of 'sexy' recipes?Please not the appearance of a love trifle bowl
I hear you but this behaviour is a sign of a serious mental health problem.For anyone genuinely worried about her - she's been on her Twitter bullshit for a decade now. She's repeated these ridiculous cycles more times than I can remember. She's fine, she's just a mad fantasist who never grew out of the teenage girl trait of making shit up to give the appearance of an interesting life.
In reality, she lives in a nice house, in a nice area, near her nice parents with her nice son and his nice dad. She owns nice things and has a nice media career and now, it seems, a nice dog.
Slopmas in July?I'm going to be pulling 100 hour weeks come November, handwriting all the nominations into my diary which I will then type up.
Honestly look at the chaos just since December, how am I gonna fit all this onto one website?! We need someone else to do a "summer sloppies" - Caroline with the hands should chip in!
It’s Jack-a-noryyyyyy“Sing along if you know the words!
Whennnn the moon hits your eye like a big pumble pie… EVERYBODY!”
Quoting myself like an arse!Honestly babe I can trybut I’m a woman in my 20s and Jack probably has her preferences set to a man in his 50s the odds aren’t great.
#fundmistytinderplus
I have already posted about this, but it’s a waste of time in terms of Jack.Honestly babe I can trybut I’m a woman in my 20s and Jack probably has her preferences set to a man in his 50s the odds aren’t great.
#fundmistytinderplus
Well, to be fair, it’s probably difficult to differentiate the unruly labia shots from the shots of her culinaryI wonder how many shots of the unruly labia have been sent to unsuspecting men/women so far.
Oh no, please don't say he's Scottish because our schools have already finished up for summer holidays.Um he's busy packing after googling her.
I sometimes forget that Allegra (who’s probably thinking things are at a level of gauche she’s never seen before
This reminds me of a song.
I 'know' him, shops in my local Waitrose and has a perchant for hats!View attachment 1376819
The new beau
Can't just be me thinking she needs intensive therapy for, shall we say, fetishising teachers considering what she posted in the Fugue State tweets? Just doesn't add up. Spaniel friend's tweets are so revealing, not sure how close they actually are IRL but we know for sure that they've been to each others' houses, at least. It shows that there is some crossover between her Twitter and actual life, and that it's not all just a sort of awful, online persona. I'm so, so embarrassed for her and I agree that the latest show is still for Louisa's benefit. She did try to get her help if we are to go by the pics of her in the 'happy place' kitchen last year, swiftly followed by the long stay in rehab (probably paid for by L...?) Same thing Allegra did, drop her off at rehab with a wave then run off in a cloud of dust.
Final thought (Jer-ry!): Poor SB, I can't think of one instance in her whole well-documented er, 'career' where she's put him first.
Did the ceramicist smash his plates, geek stylee?The teacher said "That taught me a lesson" and the doctor said "I'll keep taking the pills"
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