A teacher, a ceramicist and a doctor walk into a bar. The barman says: how’s your love life going these days? The ceramicist says “it’s gone to pot!” Then the teacher and the doctor noticed a gold sprayed trifle on the bar and fell about hooting and fizzing.
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The alligator is out of the bathtub, folks 
Didn't a teacher stalk her? Gross.
I had mate who recently did online dating. She was constantly telling us bloke where going hard with the flirting, then suddenly ghosting her. Wouldn't get too excited Hun. They just want tit pics!
Given that the teacher, doctor and pot maker have probably already seen her twitter, it's highly doubtful that she'll be going on any of those three 'dates'.
Let’s not forget, This is the same person who moved her son and life to London after one, yes one, date.she has no shame
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Absolute geniusSoundtrack to the thread so far
The jolly, pleasant intro for the canal’s usual Tuesday japes. The crescendo as tweets started. The accelerando as she posted her Tinder profile. The first cymbal clash for when she first started talking about the individual men. The closing notes for her replies. It’s what Grieg would have wanted, I feel.
She claims that one of her “pieces of writing “ was included in a GCSW syllabus.
At least the unexpected change in Twitter bio now makes sense.
Her tit pics are already out there with a portion of the profits going to charity*
*charity TBC
I see she’s bored of the dog already.
The teacher said "That taught me a lesson" and the doctor said "I'll keep taking the pills"
The saddest part of today is that she really needs a friend.
Nobody should be telling a bunch of strangers this sort of stuff it's private and a real bonding exercise with your mates!
Nobody should be telling a bunch of strangers this sort of stuff it's private and a real bonding exercise with your mates!
plagiarists are us, not an original thought
Will this fictional English teacher do his job, and teach her to use apostrophe’s’?
Jack is flying the flag for EUPD tonight.
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I'm never going to listen to Grieg again without remembering the day that Jack launched herself into orbit with her level 10 lunacy.Soundtrack to the thread so far
ETA: I honestly think this is approximately 70% performance Vs 30% real. LJC came back as bubble buddy when Jack was struggling, maybe she thinks she can still get OH back, or at least make him regret dumping her and show how quickly she's moved on. It's like how kids would handle a breakup in high school/uni
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