Jack Monroe #33 Jack’s back on twitter, what a surprise. We roll our eyes

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You might have a point about the app. On her stories on Instagram she said she found a filter or something today to change your eye colour.
 
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It's 22.18 right now and I want to say "Jack, I hate you so much right now. Oh and btw get to fuck and when you get there fuck off some more and don't stop AND take your thot thinspo and get in the fucking bin"

Aaaaand breathe... feel soooo much better for that
 
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The cancer thing made me fume. I underwent cancer treatment last year and I barely told anybody nor did I broadcast it on my sosh meeds...well, I posted once or twice about the Importance of smear tests but not once did I post anything begging for attention. And I certainly didn’t post any pics of my fucking lipsticked to fuck face, fuck sake she’s a fucking moron.

(Also - go for your smears kids! It may save your life )
 
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*Spoiler* You are actually grunkalunking as we speak! IE constantly trying to catch up. You have many twists and turns ahead of you grasshopper before you make it back here to safety. Good luck!
 
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I think we can take a guess....

SHE LEFT....

um Jack, you could just say 'we split up' or 'it's over' or 'we decided to seperate'

but no, SHE LEFT

This makes me think of her getting up one day without saying anything and leaving the house....

I honestly think she is bored. She's alone in the house or her son is off doing things and she wants attention. Normally after a break up people go out and socialise the pain away, however at the moment that is not possible so she is just attention seeking the only way she knows how and that is online.

She needs to work on herself (seriously) stop looking for validation in twitter people can write any old shit and mean none if it. Words are easy to write harder to say.
 
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*Spoiler* You are actually grunkalunking as we speak! IE constantly trying to catch up. You have many twists and turns ahead of you grasshopper before you make it back here to safety. Good luck!
I guessed eventually, took me a few minutes thanks comrade! I had lots of fun watching all the DKL Episodes, what a cringe fest! even my 16yo kept watching over my shoulder critiquing. And for a human Dustbin, even he said he wouldn’t touch her food
 
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She never used to be as bad as this did she? I mean she’s always been a bit out there but its getting much worse.
I was thinking along the same lines but then also thought about all the tweet and delete rampages I've no doubt missed pre Tattle times so not sure
 
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I'm only halfway through the thread so forgive me if these points are already covered.

1 - The references to working in a pharmacy as a teenager. Am I only the person reading this as her implying that's why she has multiples of everything, because she stocked up on everything when she worked there? My rusty maths tells me that it's at least 12 years since Jack was a teenager, in which case all of that shit needs to get in the bin.

2 - The photo she posted this morning had NO evidence whatsoever of damage (described as different colour bruising on different platforms, can't remember which way round)

3 - Not only has she put lipstick on (allegedly) raw and damaged lips, she's used an ultra-matte lipstick which wreak havoc on perfect lips at the best of times
 
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She never used to be as bad as this did she? I mean she’s always been a bit out there but its getting much worse.
From my recollection it’s always been a bit drama fuelled for the last 3 or so years. Not quite this extent but not sure if I’m more aware of it now I’m on tattle.
 
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1. Nah, i think she meant to say that having stocked shelves in a pharmacy means she's got special medical knowledge mere mortals don't possess.

2. Correct.

3. Don't worry, it's just facetune. Not to be confused with filters, which she categorically never uses.
 
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Hello friends of Jack’s who read and screenshot here Put your own phones down (or close laptop if phones charging in the hall), and get on the blower to her “toot suite”. She needs help, not with the lips or colour of lipstick, but real proper friends help to stay the fuck off t’interweb. Like N O W!!!
 
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