I seeee!I think there has been a Hopkins (did have brain op) and Monroe (no brain to op on) chaos.
I seeee!I think there has been a Hopkins (did have brain op) and Monroe (no brain to op on) chaos.
It was Katie Hopkins who had the brain surgery, not JackWhat what what!!!?? Ive missed something big
I think Monroe went more batshit crazy after her brain op. Not making excuses but she Appeared to lose all sense of where the line was after that.
Oh yeah I meant Hopkins . Dont sue me jack.I think there has been a Hopkins (did have brain op) and Monroe (no brain to op on) chaos.
A bottle of red and past my bedtime is my excuseOh yeah I meant Hopkins . Dont sue me jack.
I love it. As I've just got into bed, it's like an exclusive bedtime story just for ninnies.View attachment 1370127
A brambley mouse took a stroll through the stuffy BBC
An exec saw the mouse, and wanted him for his tea
“ where are you going , little brambley mouse? Come and have tea in my big forever house!”
“Oh it’s terribly kind of you exec, but no,
I’m off for some slop with the Gruffamonroe!
“ what’s a Gruffamonroe?”
“ a Gruffamonroe, why didn’t you know?
She has too many teeth, and terrible hair,
A lingering honk, and an empty souled stare”
“ where are you meeting them ? “
“ why, here by this tree. And their favourite food is execs from TV”
“ tv exec? It’s time I LEFT “
“ good luck Brambley mouse” and off he sped
Ok, the new lyrics for the Billy Bragg and Jack Monroe track have been leaked. Will she be there to sing it live tomorrow?I saw Billy Bragg at Green Man about 11 years ago which is a good festival but also a "right on" Guardianista wankfest. Also spotted that weekend: Caitlin Moran moaning about Welsh weather which fair, I get.
But I digress. Reader, I was so bored by Mr Bragg I went off to find some other pals and took shrooms.
ah, you are so more eloquent than me and you have verbalised everything I wanted to sayI’m coming from a place in the past, but the fact Jack is such an uncultured swine she thinks folklore (and didn’t use all lower case like Taylor does) shows sad music = slow music in her eyes. If she had even the tiniest bit of TS knowledge, Red is the break up album to go to. I’d love to know which songs she’s listening to….I’d hazard a guess at this is me trying because most of the other songs are about a love triangle so not at all relatable to Jack. Urgh duck off away from Taylor Swift, I can guarantee she’d want nothing to do with the reverse Robin Hood either.
Christ how can she even get listening to music wrong. Daft fucker. Get in the sea.
And using me, as in I’m going to get me chapeau, is so Geordie and she can stay the duck away from here.
Too late. You're getting landmarked unless you donate £5,000 to the Forever Home Fund.Oh yeah I meant Hopkins . Dont sue me jack.
Anyone got lozzas phone numberToo late. You're getting landmarked unless you donate £5,000 to the Forever Home Fund.
I would like to nominate simply “Nightmeat” for thread title please and thankyouShe's very quiet. She must be out getting her nightmeat.
Thank you It makes me laugh that Jack is so thick she couldn’t understand the meaning behind The Way I Loved You never mind mirrorball or seven. I can imagine her sat there with that bleeping notebook writing the song lyrics out trying to work out what they mean!ah, you are so more eloquent than me and you have verbalised everything I wanted to say
Interesting new bio.A little edit of the bio has happened.
It might be that I'm slow on the uptake but now that we are going in to strike territory we've got the fire service bit up front too.
Thread title, if it hasn't already been suggestedand now we have the curious incident of the unwanted meat in the night time.
Quoting myself but thank goodness he listened to meThinking McCartney has missed a trick. He could have done a few collabs - even his own songs, get someone on. Crowd would love it - see Mel C with The Blossoms. Few would turn down the chance to be on stage with him. The atmosphere in the Philharmonic when he did carpool karaoke was better, in my opinion your honour.
Ah I was in that crowd too! It was amazing (I’d just turned 18, now I’m 45 and happy watching Glasto under a blanket on the sofa with easy access to a nice flushing toilet thank you very much)Best headliners for me were The Levellers in 1994. Now I feel so old!
She's very quiet. She must be out getting her nightmeat.
I’ve been watching some of the Glasto sets maybe it’s just because it’s not my thing but there doesn’t seem to be much of an atmosphere the crowds seem quite muted. Mind that could be because most of the crowd have paid upwards of £300 to have their view blocked by a massive flag.
Back on topic if she turns up I wonder how far she’s going to crank up the middle class posho accent?
I'm singing for you! We'll deal the neighbours later.That’ll be lovely thank you.
Me and a friend sang it on a karaoke in Benidorm (‘97) and the guy switched us off early. I cannot imagine why that would have been. Two pissed up 17yr olds, filled to the gunnels on Malibu and pineapple, wearing halter necks and warbling like a couple of castrated cats…
I imagine there will be absolutely no bleeping about from the festival organisers if there is a whiff of Jack running late, I have been to a lot of festivals in my time and have seen stage managers hurry up late running acts people actually wanted to see, never mind a slop goblin piggy backing on someone else's slot. Different festivals but it's been done to Mystery Jets, Eagles of Death Metal, Lacuna Coil and I even saw the stage manager just cut the amps and mics of Airbourne for climbing the stage rigging in the rain, when they had plenty of time left in their set. Unless you're Axl Rose with an over running afternoon nap and you're headlining the day, there's no mercy.
I saw Billy Bragg at Green Man about 11 years ago which is a good festival but also a "right on" Guardianista wankfest. Also spotted that weekend: Caitlin Moran moaning about Welsh weather which fair, I get.
But I digress. Reader, I was so bored by Mr Bragg I went off to find some other pals and took shrooms.