"In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me a piece of advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since:
Buy tins because they're cheaper"
Jack Monroe #329 Pooroboros
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Buy tins because they're cheaper"
I’m 4 pages behind but just seeing the shopping list and I have only one thought.:
Save me Lee Anderson, you’re my only hope!
How she can post a full cupboard full of food and do a performance £20 shop and they all bow down is just horrific!
Save me Lee Anderson, you’re my only hope!
How she can post a full cupboard full of food and do a performance £20 shop and they all bow down is just horrific!
Omg she is such a needy wanker
Even if this was true why the actual duck would you ever repeat it?
Boo, I guess?
Guessing the sleeves were rolled down then, eh Jack?
''Boo'' translation = ''YES! IT'S ME, FAMOUS WRITER JACK! I AM HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. I KNOW IT MUST SEEM LIKE A DREAM, BUT YOU REALLY ARE STANDING NEXT TO THE FAMOUS WRITER THAT IS JACK MONROE. YOU CAN SWOON NOW.''
Edit: Fraus, a chaos has happened. I seem to have implied that Famous Writer Jack was both 'in front of' the cashier and 'standing next to' them. Is this an example of Schrodinger's Jack or is she just very fast-moving today?
Nice nails hun, did you get them done in Southend?
She invented that story as a humble-brag, that the till operator said “Monroe? Like the famous
Imagine you had the choice (allegedly) of being at Glastonbury in the VIP area, enjoying Billie Eilish with Billy Bragg - and instead you spend the evening lying on Twitter for attention! What a life!
Yeah what do you "do"?. Bork Bork!
It's the *long pause* that makes it great.
🔺️ My mother once stood at a train station next to Heston Blumenthal. She looked at him. He gave her a smug look like, yes, that's right, it's really me, are you impressed? So she asked if he was Harry Hill.
Same energy here.
🔺️ My mother once stood at a train station next to Heston Blumenthal. She looked at him. He gave her a smug look like, yes, that's right, it's really me, are you impressed? So she asked if he was Harry Hill.
Same energy here.
As she calls it her Clark Kent disguise, totally unrecognisable 🥸, until the generic sleeves are shown
A stab vest per chance?
But I thought you forensically kept 10 years of receipts in lever arch files and this is how the VBI was born
Well it’s not like she would recognise her face is it.
She really is a grade A knobber isn’t she.
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Ugh Jack giggling
We've all heard that. Grim.
Poor cashier
Send them prayerios.Oh Jack you're ever so 'umble.
OT ... I have twice been accosted on the mean streets of Celeryville by tourists asking if I'm J K Rowling...
OT ... I have twice been accosted on the mean streets of Celeryville by tourists asking if I'm J K Rowling...
".... And then my dog did a backflip and let out a bork that sounded like "Give the vest to Jack for free" while everyone clapped
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