I will make a donation to the forever home fund if Jack never uses the phrase 'poverty hangover' again
Oxymorons from a Poxy MoronSo I guess she means it’s an endlessly immobile reprise, hmm. Yep, oxymorons are Jack’s (who is the biggest oxymoron) friend.
Er, what happened to the bacon-scrap lucky dip bags?SB, who is now 12, no longer has agency over his own decisions because she sneakily pours UHT into a glass milk bottle?
I won't bother picking apart the rest of the tweet.
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Looks like last night's UHT tweet was deleted:
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Why not batch cook during the week, she’s got burger all else to do. I would think there was more chance of meeting up with people or seeing sb at the weekendHang on. This ‘batch cooking’. Wasn’t it not too long ago that she has every meal, drink and brain-fart-snack ~forensically~ planned out every week? Was that then and we’ve since morphed to now? WFK.
Or the phrase “forever home”I will make a donation to the forever home fund if Jack never uses the phrase 'poverty hangover' again
It was the Breakdown magazine that Jack was meant to do a monthly column for. The founder of Marbles mag definitely sees through Jack, she even posted on these threads a while back! I like her.Interestingly one of the people who’ve liked TD’s nailbrush tweet is a founder of marbles mag, (not) contributed to by one J. Monroe. Trouble in paradise?
Two cheeks of the same Mediterranean arseThey sound like they'd make a perfectly awfulcouple
Ah - my mistake!It was the Breakdown magazine that Jack was meant to do a monthly column for. The founder of Marbles mag definitely sees through Jack, she even posted on these threads a while back! I like her.
If I remember correctly, Trifle Defender is replying to Go Henry squig thereNo need to worry about sun burn today far canals, there's some delicious shade just here
Here is one of Laurie Penny’s exes: (Trigger Warning rape)
Inside the decade-long fight to expose Morgan Marquis-Boire
‘We never thought we’d be believed’www.theverge.com
Or “nourishing” (most recently deployed in conversation with Janey Godley I believe).Or the phrase “forever home”
Ah, everyone's favourite working class hero, who went to a 30k a year public school.Laurie’s CPTSD was bought on by someone taking the piss out of her in a review of her book.
Ok I am not autistic nor related to anybody who is, ditto adhd, the premise of her crappy book was easy things to make when you feel rubbish. Now correct me if I’m wrong but parents cook for children, and surely not all autistic children will like the same food so how can you craft a book specially for them? Or am I not understandingSorry if someone grabbed this already, but I think we missed it:
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Given that her most notable foray into kids' cooking so far involved carefully balancing a very hot vessel on upturned teaspoons, steaming a pudding full of allergens for hours, and ending up with something named for its resemblance to a turd, I SHAN'T be holding my breath.
(Not even touching the autism bit, that's for more knowledgeable Frauen!)
The triumphant tone is so gross. It’s basically telling all the povs that they too could manage if only they were as clever and forensic as Jack.Back of the net!
Batch cooked spicy spite spinach with a side order of banana bitterness and resentment radish. Petulance pears to follow. Fennel and fish finger fury next week served with mendacious mash (obvs).
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Harold gets about.LP is also a lesbian who is married to a man.
Thread title!!Oxymorons from a Poxy Moron
My story like this is walking through Clapham Common about 10 years ago a tall, young and attractive bloke was walking toward me.I was walking through Soho years ago and my lighter broke. A very hot, well dressed man walked passed smoking so I said "excuse me" and he did a sort of good natured eye roll and came over, with a very yes it's me, aren't I lovely kind of smile. I asked him for a light, used it, thanked him, gave it back and he just stood there with a strange expectant air about him. He looked a bit crestfallen when I just walked off.
This must be twenty years ago and to this day I have no idea who that man was.
I dunno, on googling LP I see another face whose shins I'd like to kick.I had no idea who LP was so went to Google and spotted her Wiki. Interestingly, she too has PTSD (although hers is CPTSD) - did Jack claim to have this before she met this woman?Or was it never mentioned until afterwards? #genuinequestion
They do look somewhat alike, although LP is slightly "better looking" (IMHO), so I can understand them being mistaken for one another ~from a distance~
LP is a "proper" writer though, with award nominations and stuff - something that could make a not-so-successful and definitely NOT THAT FAMOUS writer jealous. That's the extent of my knowledge and I'll stop there, or I'll end up down another twatter-style rabbit hole!
Jack is a bit like Hunch: they both think they're so famous that everyone knows them, yet nobody outside their niches has even heard of them.
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