Won’t use clubcards to give Mr Evil Tesco her data (missing out on money off promotions and vouchers) but will happily sign up to Asda with her email address for all receipts
Won’t use clubcards to give Mr Evil Tesco her data (missing out on money off promotions and vouchers) but will happily sign up to Asda with her email address for all receiptsView attachment 1368441
Imagine being jacks accountant. Sounds like she’s implying that a vest is somehow a business purchase?! By jack logic, I tweeted = I did some work. I wonder if the performative £20 shops are done so she can claim her weekly shopping is a business expense
How very interesting - he's managed to scrub google search so that his name brings up no returns. What an absolute psycho. Hope he gets what's coming to him.Here is one of Laurie Penny’s exes: (Trigger Warning rape)
Inside the decade-long fight to expose Morgan Marquis-Boire
‘We never thought we’d be believed’www.theverge.com
I love Trifle Defender so much. 10/10 Would send cashos.No need to worry about sun burn today far canals, there's some delicious shade just here
I had no idea who LP was so went to Google and spotted her Wiki. Interestingly, she too has PTSD (although hers is CPTSD) - did Jack claim to have this before she met this woman?The Laurie Penny thing, this is the individual that apparently looks just like Jack, behaves similarly to Jack and people confuse them with one another... It would be Peak Jack to fancy someone that is a complete reflection of herself, no?
Morning wonderful Anonymous Dickwads
The smile that never reaches the eyes, the dead shark stare, the death breath and vague whiff of sulphur and human misery.Back to yesterday, Jack must be fucking insufferable to serve at Asda.
Can you imagine that looming over you making sure you’re making out the receipt ‘properly’ and staring you dead in the face like
Fully expecting you to leap from your chair and cry “By gord! As I live and breathe! It’s only the famous Jack Mon-bloody-roe!”
Bradley Wiggins is *chefs kiss*Oh nooo!!!!! The biggest luxury in my life is to listen to the Archers whilst having a bath. If I have to leap out to change the station i will never get over it .
Bradley Wiggins opened the Ambridge Fete once. The Slopmeister is an unknown compared to him
Nail brush!No need to worry about sun burn today far canals, there's some delicious shade just here
She obviously groups things together on the conveyor belt and makes the cashier ring up the sub total after each group of items has been scanned. No way the cashier did that herself. I bet she's spends ages faffing around at the checkout driving everyone in the queue nuts.Back to yesterday, Jack must be fucking insufferable to serve at Asda.
Can you imagine that looming over you making sure you’re making out the receipt ‘properly’ and staring you dead in the face like
Fully expecting you to leap from your chair and cry “By gord! As I live and breathe! It’s only the famous Jack Mon-bloody-roe!”
Bet she doesn't do that. Bet she's still bang on the Milk&More ordersSB, who is now 12, no longer has agency over his own decisions because she sneakily pours UHT into a glass milk bottle?
I won't bother picking apart the rest of the tweet.
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Looks like last night's UHT tweet was deleted:
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This should explain it:Lurker here! Always check in on the threads but they move waaaay to quickly for me to keep up! Can anyone tell me what this was about? She comes across as so unlikeable it’s unreal
Back of the net!BTW who the fuck does a 5-step shopping list without a meal plan? She's planning to batch cook this weekend, but has no idea what she's batch cooking? Train the dog to do the groceries, Jack, she'll do a better job than you!
Laurie’s CPTSD was bought on by someone taking the piss out of her in a review of her book.I had no idea who LP was so went to Google and spotted her Wiki. Interestingly, she too has PTSD (although hers is CPTSD) - did Jack claim to have this before she met this woman?Or was it never mentioned until afterwards? #genuinequestion
LP is also a lesbian who is married to a man.I had no idea who LP was so went to Google and spotted her Wiki. Interestingly, she too has PTSD (although hers is CPTSD) - did Jack claim to have this before she met this woman?Or was it never mentioned until afterwards? #genuinequestion
They do look somewhat alike, although LP is slightly "better looking" (IMHO), so I can understand them being mistaken for one another ~from a distance~
LP is a "proper" writer though, with award nominations and stuff - something that could make a not-so-successful and definitely NOT THAT FAMOUS writer jealous. That's the extent of my knowledge and I'll stop there, or I'll end up down another twatter-style rabbit hole!
Jack is a bit like Hunch: they both think they're so famous that everyone knows them, yet nobody outside their niches has even heard of them.
She also mentioned using the milk man (perhaps using is the wrong word...Lol at her comment she doesn't have a meal plan yet. She wants congratulations for doing a shop for less than £20 with no plan or thought to how practical that shop will be for the purpose of actually making meals ? I mean she may as well just buy £20 worth of wagon wheels ! Great going hope that's a tip in the new book
They sound like they'd make a perfectLaurie’s CPTSD was bought on by someone taking the piss out of her in a review of her book.
More than likely she flipped thru the book and said, that one, that one, and that oneA bit late to the party, but going back to the tattoos - I'm sure I saw a cotton reel in one photo. I think on the back of her arm, so you don't see it very often. It stuck in my memory because I remember wondering why on earth someone would get a tattoo of a cotton reel! But maybe there's some hidden symbolism, and I'm about to be enlightened by more knowledgeable Frauen.
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