Several thousand squigs would beg to differHer dream of home ownership is pure pie in the sky. She will never get a mortgage.
Oh god - surely she is not well known enough to pollute the only soap I give the time of day to. I wouldn’t be able to bear it.Is nothing sacred? Surely Jack is too tattooed, coarse, lesbian etc for Ambridge?
I bulk bought uht cartons at the beginning of the pandemic as I genuinely believed we would never be allowed out of our homes again.Honestly UHT is foul. I mean you put up with it when you are camping etc.
Child’s dietician always tells me she needs to have as much milk/dairy as possible calcium levels in your bones peak at 19. She has at least a pint a day because of this. Can you imagine drinking UHT.
Of course it’s fine as his dad will buy normal milk.
Sadly for Jack, Laurie's MARRIEDLooks like someone is trying to get herself a new beau, watch out Laurie Penny!
Oh nooo!!!!! The biggest luxury in my life is to listen to the Archers whilst having a bath. If I have to leap out to change the station i will never get over it .She did some modelling for vests.
I'm a bit worried about something - it's the village fête in Ambridge this weekend and they were hinting it would be opened by a celebrity cook. Real life people in soaps always make me cringe. But this could be the worst ever. I would never forgive The Archers.
Can't remember exactly what I read last night on a sleepy tattle visit but someone posted a tweet where jack said something along the lines of 'now I'm back looking for homes on a single income again'She'd never be able to access a home like that now as a single self-employed person with a crap credit record and owing three years of taxes. She was only able to at the time because of L's job and income.
Oh we can add fish to the list of dead animals. She's the Matthew Chinnery of pet owners. Honestly I'd feel nervous if I saw Jack so much as glance at an animal.Looks like someone is trying to get herself a new beau, watch out Laurie Penny!
We can add the goldfish to the list of animals that have disappeared while under Jack’s care.Looks like someone is trying to get herself a new beau, watch out Laurie Penny!
If she does file accounts and pay her tax you can bet your bottom dollar she’ll be even more insufferable than she is now.View attachment 1368441
Imagine being jacks accountant. Sounds like she’s implying that a vest is somehow a business purchase?! By jack logic, I tweeted = I did some work. I wonder if the performative £20 shops are done so she can claim her weekly shopping is a business expense
Even fouler if so.I thought the pup was named after Lozza Fox
NO I do not accept this as a proper list, your nails are clean. This is simply unacceptableI made my fantasy shopping list, what now? The sheer number of steps is confusing me.
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Unfortunately for us, she’s poly. But I honestly can’t think who has the raw end of the deal here. Laurie Penny dated the utterly vile Grace Lavery of the staggering penis, so might have low enough standards.Sadly for Jack, Laurie's MARRIED
Nah, it's named after Laurie Penny.I thought the pup was named after Lozza Fox
Urgh. I'd managed to wipe all thoughts of the vile Grace Lavery from my mind. Cheers, palUnfortunately for us, she’s poly. But I honestly can’t think who has the raw end of the deal here. Laurie Penny dated the utterly vile Grace Lavery of the staggering penis, so might have low enough standards.
PS - how can something be reprised if it’s perpetual?
Wasn’t she fewmin that the club card was about data collection? What does she think email receipts are for? They’re so we can match up online and retail sales to a single customer sweetie xView attachment 1368441
Imagine being jacks accountant. Sounds like she’s implying that a vest is somehow a business purchase?! By jack logic, I tweeted = I did some work. I wonder if the performative £20 shops are done so she can claim her weekly shopping is a business expense
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