I saw Billy Bragg at Green Man about 11 years ago which is a good festival but also a "right on" Guardianista wankfest. Also spotted that weekend: Caitlin Moran moaning about Welsh weather which fair, I get.
But I digress. Reader, I was so bored by Mr Bragg I went off to find some other pals and took shrooms.
Ok, the new lyrics for the Billy Bragg and Jack Monroe track have been leaked. Will she be there to sing it live tomorrow?
New Southend
I was twenty three years when I left my job
I'm 34 now and still a big knob
People ask when will you grow up and stop conning the poor
But I’m dreaming of doing it forever more
I loved you then as I love you still
Tho I put you on a pedestal,
I made you a bit ill
I don't feel bad about you letting me go
I just feel sad about having no house to show
I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a New Southend
I'm just looking for another OH
I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new Southend
I'm just looking for another OH
I read the words you wrote to me
They said you’d left me yesterday
I can't survive on what you send
A goats leg just won’t feed me, friend
I saw two shooting stars last night
I wished on them but they were only tin candle lights (#jackshacks)
Is it wrong to wish on veg planter hardware
I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care
I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new Southend
I'm just looking for another OH