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[heretoreaditall2019]

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Or you could rent the space out? Rent the garage out? Come on Jacqui pls engage the brain a lil!

 

[Vanelope]

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Come on landlady - serve the eviction notice and get her out of your life and house.

 

[margaretta]

She's surely done that on purpose, left the number in shot. Fair enough all these many important bods have got it , but splashing it across Twitter? Not really smart for someone who receives "abuse on a near daily basis". Idiot. She gets some oddball followers too, she'll end up getting dodgy pics from Pervy Stuart or something.

Do you think she thinks it is like a honeytrap, where she’ll get a weirdo from Tattle phoning her so she can find out who we really are???

 

[fairylights2000]

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So skint

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Ostapbender]

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Worked what now

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Bobtheknob]

Naked Attraction maybe? Except they’d recognise her by her

Spoiler: Don’t click if of a nervous disposition

feet

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unruly labia

 

[Grizzlybear]

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What about your actual (sorry mancbee) bleeping GARDEN?!??!!!!!!!

 

[Smeghead]

Or you could rent the space out? Rent the garage out? Come on Jacqui pls engage the brain a lil!

Put a skip on it?

 

[colouredlines]

worked HARD = Nigella shared my Patreon details

 

[jenny2603]

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Working like a demon by ignoring your work phone. Sounds like an amazing plan.

 

[StatusWoe]

(my surname isn’t really Aeroplane)

I wish I could tell you what my alerts would bring up, but it'd be too Clue: it's not even a person.

I knew a man called Herbert Herbert. He was the youngest of something horrifying like 15 children and by the time he was born his Mum gave up choosing names . That was his story anyway .

That is far too close to Humbert Humbert (from Lolita).

Do you think she thinks it is like a honeytrap, where she’ll get a weirdo from Tattle phoning her so she can find out who we really are???

Or her ovaries have been conspiring and this is their plan to get a new OH?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Pocahontas]

Put a skip on it?

Sung this in my head to the tune of Single Ladies.

 

[Grizzlybear]

So she was not maintaining any aspect of the garden beyond mowing the lawn occasionally. Right. So the landlady was to come and weed, tree prune… etc?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

This is the dumbest tit I’ve ever read

 

[Lazarus]

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All being well? All being bleeping well? The shitey bungalow that is causing respiratory problems and the one which she is counting down the minutes until she can leave???

 

[mchops]

Does the landlady have an opposite of Jack living rent free in one of Jack's dads properties?
Is that how the rent works?
It's like a Steven Wright sketch

 

[NeoCortex]

We’re not hiding, but of course forums do have a certain anonymity to them unless of course you sign up with a username such as mxfirstnamelastname but no one ever does that, do they Jack!?

Well she doesn't even use her real name either