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If you goggle me name I am either a Dr in America or a psychologist in America. So I think I am ok
 
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I genuinely think I've broken myself laughing so hard this afternoon. She's such a balloon and you lads are so funny. I've had to take gaviscon and ibuprofen.

Seriously though. She can't be claiming that she's skint whilst buying a puppy with all the expense that will follow.

I assume she got the pup from a breeder so unless they insisted she have the puppy for free #gifted as they declared her The Bestest Dog Mom Ever, she paid ££££. I'm certain if the pup came via a rescue she'd be telling the world about it. And even then rescues have an adoption fee of a couple of hundred pounds at least. More for desirable puppies.
 
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Well done that man. It’s only fair for lifetime gifts to be considered part of the estate when balancing between siblings.
But I don’t understand the issue if you had it earlier you had it earlier.
Yes! I know exactly what you mean, especially the bit in bold.


on topic, did we see this list of girls’ names?

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omg, and this…


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I think I’ve said before but ovaries shouldn’t make noises.
And like fuck you can pronounce all those first time.
 
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I’ve got a super common name (my surname isn’t really Aeroplane) and just imagining the number of Google alerts I’d have to deal with is already giving me insomnia for later on tonight, argh!

but for people with less common names, yes you’re probably right x
 
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Oh yes dear heart. I was just doing a little riff (in Monroe parlance) on an Alan Partridge quote
 
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I'm sure Jack's protestant Northern Irish ma was delighted with those name suggestions
Honestly, Jack's list - especially Saoirse(!) - may be the smoking gun I needed to confirm my theory that she is just too thick to understand anything about NI.
 
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Before I married I had the same full name as a singer. Back in the mid 2000s I had a BBC news ticker for the new headlines across my computer screen which said: "Secretsu dies suddenly at home her manager says..."
And for just a minute I thought, did i?!
 
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There is some poor sod out there with this name. I bet they don't have a google alert set up.
There’s one on Twitter a fair bit. Doesn’t look like he’s on the food industry WhatsApp group either. Into finance. Seems pretty serious. Doesn’t look like any PayPal links in bio
 
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