Plus you'll get the usual hard hitting Jack politics Tweets "Has Boris ever pooed in a bag because he's too poor for a toilet?" and the squigs will all say "well said Jack, I've sent a little something to your Paypal so you can get the dog a little treat. Thanks again for all that you do"
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Her family are enabling this tit show. Would my mum intervene if I was acting like a complete fannybangle on twitter year in year out? Absolutely.
I said months ago, I thought the supposed outdoor burglary was cover for something happening to Dash. Maybe she left a door open and it escaped or a fox got in or it just died - and she could then make out burglars left a door open and as with everything it wasn’t her fault. That’s all these burglars did as they didn’t steal the Le Creuset family pots she pretended were taken that turned up in future photos
Sadly I agree. I used to own the most amazing big bruiser of a boy cat who was really calm and gentle (unless you needed to do anything to him, then the fucker became the strongest ninja in the world) but he was a predator through and through. My much smaller girl was a right little diva and would torment him at times but when he had enough I would have to intervene for her safety. He had lots of health issues so we got to know the vets well and they tried to get me to rehome a stray kitten because they wanted him to go to a responsible owner. I wouldn’t even consider it as I knew that the kitten would have been destroyed.
Cooper is a tough resilient cat who would protect his territory.
When my cat got hit by a car and lost the ability to swallow (she's fine now, regained it and eats everything in sight) it looked like we might have to either feed her through a tube to her belly for the rest of her life (she was only 18 months) or put her down. The other option was a referral to the referral centre for specialist investigation/treatment - with absolutely no guarantee from our insurance they'd cover it until after the fact.
The fact she named Fitzpatrick's rather than going to the local referral centre (there's one in Basildon) speaks volumes. She wants the one on the telly.
What is the point of Jack Monroe?
Even Vlad knows (rolls eyes)...
I've been thinking the exact seem thing for ages even though I know he's a HerrGeets, you really do make me laugh! I can’t help but imagine you look like the lady in your profile pic, even though you are a man!she does look familiar though, was she on a documentary years ago on tv?
I did wonder but didn't want to ask for fear of picsSorry to quote myself but I left it too late to edit...
I meant the LINGREENIE not lingerieffs, I've got all sorts of awful things in my head now!
Can’t wait for her reply of ‘aye, we just went round the garden, slowly, gently, softly’
"Would my mum intervene if I was acting like a complete fannybangle on twitter year in year out?"
Got to be a thread title?
Got to be a thread title?
I just looked at the replies to the opening the post tweets. Isn't she wonderful on repeat. Monroe has the life of bleeping Riley. Doing no work and buying designer dogs
As you do when you are a poverty bleeping campaigner with a case of the bad mentals
She was actually listing all her conditions on twitter last night.. Anxiety. Alcoholism. Autism. All the As she called it. She actually does believe that suffering from these conditions entitles her to a life of grift
As you do when you are a poverty bleeping campaigner with a case of the bad mentals
She was actually listing all her conditions on twitter last night.. Anxiety. Alcoholism. Autism. All the As she called it. She actually does believe that suffering from these conditions entitles her to a life of grift
It's hard to say. I think she's a bit like a wishing well for political halfwits, you throw a quid down the Jack and wish the effin Tories would get in the bin.
There’s been a few crackers on here.
Fannybangle, Content and the inedible journey…
Seriously. I've had cats all my life and I would never get a dog. Even I know how much hard work they are. The thought of that roaster with one is giving me the fear.
I've done a wee dive on Jack's insta.
She first procured Dash in March 2017
He seems to have been a house bunny at first. Then at some point he moved into a hutch.
Escaped rabbits is always dangerous for a variety of reasons. Also note how she reinforces the warm cosy adjectives. Lying perhaps. Rabbits can chew through flimsy wood and this maybe how they escaped.
There were already two other rabbits in Jack's care but they disappeared before the big move in 2019.
and this was before moving to the crappy bungers in Feb 2019.
Jack showing she cannot handle rabbits correctly. Held like this, a rabbit will enter a state of tonic immobility aka apparent death aka dorsal recumbancy which is an state of extreme fear/petrification.
Rabbits in this state show an increased heart and respiratory rate with elevated plasma corticosterone levels, indicative of fear-induced stress.
The stress caused by this position can be fatal if rabbits are already suffering from respiratory and cardiovascular disease, and the sudden transition to from passive and active escape can be unpredictable and instantaneous which can result in significant injury to the rabbit.
This position can also lead to potential back breaking through kicking which if strong enough can injure the spine. Rabbits do not achieve this position naturally and it is associated with being caught by a predator.
She speaks in a very derogatory way about her pets.
Potential poor housing with rabbits in full sun and possibly no access to shade. This might be an attempted bonding but its a stressful living situation for two rabbits who might dislike each other. There seems to be inadequate bedding, a lack of hay which ought to comprise 90% of a rabbit's diet and there is no stimulation in the form of toys. Rabbits are intelligent and need challenges abd activities.
She also procured Cooper on 30th August 2028 so was moving at least two animals in 2019. He wording suggests Cooper is an ersatz baby.
She first procured Dash in March 2017
He seems to have been a house bunny at first. Then at some point he moved into a hutch.
Escaped rabbits is always dangerous for a variety of reasons. Also note how she reinforces the warm cosy adjectives. Lying perhaps. Rabbits can chew through flimsy wood and this maybe how they escaped.
There were already two other rabbits in Jack's care but they disappeared before the big move in 2019.
and this was before moving to the crappy bungers in Feb 2019.
Jack showing she cannot handle rabbits correctly. Held like this, a rabbit will enter a state of tonic immobility aka apparent death aka dorsal recumbancy which is an state of extreme fear/petrification.
Rabbits in this state show an increased heart and respiratory rate with elevated plasma corticosterone levels, indicative of fear-induced stress.
The stress caused by this position can be fatal if rabbits are already suffering from respiratory and cardiovascular disease, and the sudden transition to from passive and active escape can be unpredictable and instantaneous which can result in significant injury to the rabbit.
This position can also lead to potential back breaking through kicking which if strong enough can injure the spine. Rabbits do not achieve this position naturally and it is associated with being caught by a predator.
She speaks in a very derogatory way about her pets.
Potential poor housing with rabbits in full sun and possibly no access to shade. This might be an attempted bonding but its a stressful living situation for two rabbits who might dislike each other. There seems to be inadequate bedding, a lack of hay which ought to comprise 90% of a rabbit's diet and there is no stimulation in the form of toys. Rabbits are intelligent and need challenges abd activities.
She also procured Cooper on 30th August 2028 so was moving at least two animals in 2019. He wording suggests Cooper is an ersatz baby.
all the Dash stuff makes me feel so upset. I’ve posted before about how much our bunnies are a big part of the family. Even today as it’s boiling where I am, just meeting their basic needs means opening the windows to let air in but not far enough to let any other animals get in, making sure the fan is blowing as it’s way too hot for them to go in the garden, putting an extra bowl of ice and frozen veggies in their room, frozen water bottles wrapped in towels for them to rest against etc etc. that’s why they live in the house, so we can check on them several times a day and they get lots of human interaction. Why anyone would bring an animal home just to put it out of sight and alone in a separate building is beyond my comprehension, she’s an animal abuser.
We treated our Guinea pigs the same way. They were house pigs
.I don't have rabbits but even I know about the back breaking thing. Exactly. I have never understood why people get rabbits and then fling them in a hutch outside. Guineas the same. I do understand that you have to rabbit proof your house and that means no access to live wires etc but it can be done..
Particularly as they are vulnerable to predators and they can escape so easily.
Particularly as they are vulnerable to predators and they can escape so easily.
Fitzpatricks is round my side of London - how did she plan to get there without driving? Muppet.
Also costs a fortune. And as he truly loves animals he would probably have assessed the kitten the same way and advised PTS.
Fave random fact is Cathy Dennis wrote Britney’s Toxic about Noel Fitzpatrick.
Also costs a fortune. And as he truly loves animals he would probably have assessed the kitten the same way and advised PTS.
Fave random fact is Cathy Dennis wrote Britney’s Toxic about Noel Fitzpatrick.
She really is. She’s had a worrying amount of pets that just stop being mentioned too
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