Oh that poor innocent puppy 
Jack Monroe #326 You absolutely reek of bitterness, fantasy and too much time on your hands
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I wish it had been recipes in the Bella. Poor dog and poor Evil Landlady's flooring.
TD on fire again.
Lads, this is infuriating. She’s not fit to kill a Tamogochi…
Good luck finding another rental that allows dogs (when she leaves crappy bungalow) or is that the plan? I need my forever home so dog and I won't be separated. Kerching.
I'll be interested to see how poor doggos food and pet insurance is covered by a £20 p/w shop. I hope he likes maize snacks.
Legislation has just changed last week I believe and landlords can't deny people because they have animals anymore
What a selfish bleep she is. I dunno why but this has pissed me off more than anything she's done that I can recall, bar all her other animal-related neglect.
So she’s read the headline that landlords can’t stop you getting pets and taken that as it’s fine to get a dog. But she’s supposed to be moving soon and there is an absolutely awful shortage of houses. Especially coastal areas. Yeah a landlord can’t turn you down for having a pet, but they can choose another applicant without pets and an absolutely atrocious credit history.
To put it in context, last time I moved there were 17 applications from tenants. And I’m not in a desirable area. She has no idea how tough it’s going to be to find a dog friendly place. And it rules out cheaper rentals like flats.
To put it in context, last time I moved there were 17 applications from tenants. And I’m not in a desirable area. She has no idea how tough it’s going to be to find a dog friendly place. And it rules out cheaper rentals like flats.
Speechless. I was expecting she might have grifted a house or, more likely, got some new bullshit media/influencer gig. This is just a new level of bad idea.
I think in the new private rental policy thingy it will be harder for landlords to ban pets. How enforceable this is I've no idea.
I'm just bracing myself for the inevitable slew of sickly photos snuggling up to the poor dog, with captions like 'this lil one has mended my sad broken wonky mad heart' (making myself gag there).
And how will the shitting dog actually cope with a shitting dog?
That's karma then. What a stupid witch
I hope Cooper is alright, like cats and dogs can get on (my raggie was raised with a puppy and thought he was one for a long time) but other times it just does not work. When my nan in law visits we have to insist she doesn't bring her dog because the cats bar aforementioned raggie do not get on with her at all.
Of course as long as Jack's happy then nothing else matters does it?
Of course as long as Jack's happy then nothing else matters does it?
Yes, squig. The poor, unfortunate dog is solely there to amuse Jack, not a creature in its own right with its own needs. Lets all say nice things and everything will be fine. Get in the bin, Pollyanna.
She does know dogs need walking in the morning doesn’t she?
Aye squig, forget the three therapists on speed dial, an innocent animal is duty bound to sort Jack's absolute bin-fire of a life out.
Not to be mental about this already, but the dog's harness isn't even on properly, FFS.
Was going to say that, it'll be a miracle if she even manages to get her back to the house safely.
I am FUMING, this is going to be all sorts of horrible.
Too coy to even answer a simple question about the breed, it really doesn't bode well.
Wonder if Jack feels that the landlady saying ‘duck your special tree’ is adequately answered by ‘duck your house, I’ve got a dog’…
Some of us would like dogs but know with work and finances it isn’t feasible. Plus we have more self respect than to beg Twitter for money every two bleeping minutes
Some of us would like dogs but know with work and finances it isn’t feasible. Plus we have more self respect than to beg Twitter for money every two bleeping minutes
“Mine”. Not even “ours” then Jack? What about SB?
I am furious.
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