Seems Jack isn't the Top Gun around her neighbourhood any moreActually probably looking a lot more like RAF “target practice” brother Yannis…
Seems Jack isn't the Top Gun around her neighbourhood any moreActually probably looking a lot more like RAF “target practice” brother Yannis…
I agree about his dad. Wishing him and SB all the best. Slopzilla must be really challenging to have as a mum or ex. I get the impression SB’s dad does a good job of appeasing and mollifying her and making her feel like she’s involved.I don’t think SB’s dad is even available; I might be completely wrong, but I thought he’d moved on quite a while back and settled down with a nice lady. Might even have another kid by now. Mere rumour of course, m’lud; I’d have to go and double-check but I can’t be arsed.
I hope I’m right and he is happy with someone else, I truly believe he must be a very nice bloke to not have gone public years ago about Jack’s BSing - after all, her BSing implied he’d been letting his little boy go cold and hungry. I’ve said before - IMO, by keeping quiet he put SB’s needs at the time (minimising Jack-related drama) ahead of his own (defending his honour), which is exactly what you’d hope for from a good father.
(Edited to add - a sibling of mine is the exact opposite type of person and always creating drama with or reacting to their ex regardless of how it affects their kid, so I have a lot of respect for SB’s father for not playing into that stereotype and for just quietly getting on with dadding. Happy Father’s Day to you if you’re reading, I admire the way you’ve conducted yourself and reckon SB is pretty lucky to have you.)
Jack in a skip was brilliant. Still, she might somehow top it with Treegate.Does anyone remember when Jack tried to pretend the skip on the drive was a Council/community one. Then reckoned she threw her meds in it by mistake and was tweeting from in the skip?
That’s the sort of quality content you don’t get from Jack these days.
Thanks for all you do JackDoes anyone remember when Jack tried to pretend the skip on the drive was a Council/community one. Then reckoned she threw her meds in it by mistake and was tweeting from in the skip?
That’s the sort of quality content you don’t get from Jack these days.
Did anyone gift coal tar soap or eucalyptus trees to her step, as a result? Or isn’t that neighbour on twitter any more?So telling 5000 people on public twitter which probably has some lurking neighbours on, is ok? But not the press. Mmm'kay
Jumping forward in time to nominate this as a thread title if it's not been already!“jumped up slop slinger makes a huge song and dance about a tree”
How the duck is Lee Anderson a fascist?! Get that libel lawyer on the phone, Lee.Oh Squig, poor, poor Squig...
Jack, that is not gigantes plaki
#jackinaskipJack in a skip was brilliant. Still, she might somehow top it with Treegate.
Her facial expression whilst in the skip is an absolute banger.Jack had two skips just six months apart.
April 2020
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The October skip was (allegedly) a community skip.
We don't know if the April skip was a community skip or a personal/private skip.
Jack in a skip:
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#SkipFacts
The internet never forgets. Found this archived on some German URL, thanks I assume to an actual Frau/Herr.#jackinaskip
Does anyone remember the short period where she was calling herself Jack at a Pinch?
Having fully grunked through Jack’s nonsense, I’ll see your Off Topic and let’s bring on the (Absolute Banger) of the Dirrrrty…Off topic, but I love it when the canal gets dirrrrty. Last time I got frau-horn was when dear heart @Silver Linings briefly changed their pic to Kendall Roy . Given the rage Jack gives us I don’t blame us for taking the time to appreciate the honey/agave when it appears.
Dr Jack, come quick and bring all the dictionaries you have! There's an evacuation crisis down at the old Umbridge!The internet never forgets. Found this archived on some German URL, thanks I assume to an actual Frau/Herr.
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I'd forgotten how funny her rebranding was. How long did it last for?The internet never forgets. Found this archived on some German URL, thanks I assume to an actual Frau/Herr.
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About two months, then it became Cooking on a Bootstrap. This period also included the three weeks it took Jack to go from "call me they/them or I will sue you" to "a profile in The Times, you say? OK, any pronouns are fine". Good times!I'd forgotten how funny her rebranding was. How long did it last for?