Thank you, that's interesting - I think Jack's said in the past it's single glazed, so probably replacing the windows would be a big chunk towards a C. Might not be as expensive as I thought to do.It is an E (not far off a D)
BIB. Could you bring this back to light in about 35 pages time?“Press, please don’t run this as a story”. FFS Monroe you jumped up little shit, there are slow news days, and there’s “jumped up slop slinger makes a huge song and dance about a tree” levels of banality.
I think you’ll be ok, pal. The “press” be contacting their gumshoes for their stories about the goat who ate a pair of bloomers or a duck with a funny quack before they get to this made up tale of drama from a tedious nonentity. Have a lovely evening! x
Tbf there are a lot around us - we live in a village with quite a few big houses dotted around further out - a lot of trees. We get leaflets.Do you guys not have gangs of tree surgeons roaming your streets knocking on your door like Mormons? Honestly, I get it all the time. Can’t even take a bath without getting out three times to answer the door to those pesky tree surgeons trying to drum up some business.
It could be, it's described as 'very large garden' and is wider than a neighbours.Is the back garden actually 120ish feet long?
Her landlady must luuuuurve that her tenant with the mahoosive following is discussing financial details regarding her property....It really shows how Jack Monroe can't behave responsibly online. She never cares about creating pile ons.And she has no right to lead the Jackolites to draw incorrect conclusions about her Landlady's financial standing.
I'd say her sudden decision to mow the lawn was probably inspired by the letting agent telling her a tree surgeon was coming round.honestly, it's just all made up, isn't it? I sincerely doubt anyone's turned up without prior notice (and on a saturday!) to talk about cutting down a tree
Eyeroll react whenLool “a street of detached houses very well spaced out” aka fuck off pov this is a Southend palace we’re talking about not aterrace
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My shitty Victorian terrace was an E.Can anyone who knows the address of the bungalow look up what the EPC is on here? https://www.gov.uk/find-energy-certificate
From 31st December 2025 all new tenancies have to have an EPC of C or better (there are a few exemptions, such as listed buildings) and ditto for existing tenancies from 31st December 2028. Given what Jack has said about the house, I'm guessing it's an F, possibly a low E, and the landlord doesn't want/can't afford the expense of getting it up to a C and is going to sell while the market's hot. A LOT of older rental stock is going to be excluded from the rental market in three years' time, meaning rents in areas with high levels of Victorian terraces are going to go up as the number of eligible properties goes down.
But didn’t someone decide that eucalyptus had come from her floral subscription?Lest we forget the sprigs of eucalyptus hanging in the shower. It all tracks (for once).
Pls pls pls can someone make this? That, or David Bellamy Jack, in the undergwothGrunking but didn't expect Koala Jack to make her first appearance!
Toot toot.
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