Maybe she really was caught by the fuzz and is in the cells for tweeting lies about the policeSo where do we think Jack has been softly and gently whisked off to by OH? An early start to her Scotland visit is a possibility but I haven't detected any foul smells as yet so she may have decided to stop off somewhere on her way up- I suppose the people carrying her sedan chair need a break from time to time.
I have visions of Big Dave trying to catch her in a net.More likely someone has had enough of her bollocks and staged some kind of intervention.
She has been utterly useless in explaining the VBI's use and application either. None of us here strike me as particularly daft but we are all baffled by it. She is (theoretically) collating old prices from receipts, will then visit 10 supermarkets in different towns (fuck knows why) and then.....? How will it help now and in the future? It will keep needing to be revised at least yearly won't it? She is too lazy to do this. Is she hoping it will be so marvellous someone else will take it on? (Not that it will ever see the light of day obvs).I'm still completely mystified by the Violet Bollocks Impulse - help!
Nothing about it makes sense...
Jack's collected thousands of shopping receipts from her insane horde of supporters
She will (presumably) tabulate all these in an excel spreadsheet or similar (or possibly some pink Bratz notebooks using glittery gel pens, when her hurty arthritic fingers allow).
She will then be in possession of loads of prices of things from ages ago.
Which will be used to ... do fucking what?
I think she was hoping that it would prove her right, that food for the poors was rising in price 344% faster than the lamb and champagne for the rich. Other than that, it's not going to help anyone. Unfortunately for her, she's probably realised by now that it won't prove her right, because er, she was wrong.She has been utterly useless in explaining the VBI's use and application either. None of us here strike me as particularly daft but we are all baffled by it. She is (theoretically) collating old prices from receipts, will then visit 10 supermarkets in different towns (fuck knows why) and then.....? How will it help now and in the future? It will keep needing to be revised at least yearly won't it? She is too lazy to do this. Is she hoping it will be so marvellous someone else will take it on? (Not that it will ever see the light of day obvs).
This reminds me of one of my favourite jokes …Maybe she really was caught by the fuzz and is in the cells for tweeting lies about the police
Was just thinking that the last time she was this quiet at the weekend her "deliciously normal" OH who works "in a little shop" swept her off for a romantic weekend in Venice.The silence is deafening! I keep thinking that it’s a silent protest, but that’s not really Jack’s style!
Probably away with OH again. Must be the only way to avoid the slop!
The squibs are all keyboard politicians, desperate for a sprinkle of cachet from posting tweets like “a call for evidence” in some weird “Blue Peter receipt collection exercise” that’s really going to sock it to Bojo and his evil tory cabinet.It's quite something. She comes up with utterly pointless ideas that for some unfathomable reason sends the squigs into a frenzy then can't be arsed doing the pointless things.
She's probably mourning the loss of made up death and torture threats from her arsenal of begging tools, now that the squigs have shown they take her nonsense seriously enough to involve the police. Poor Jack, when she said send coppers, she didn't mean the boys in blue.The silence is deafening! I keep thinking that it’s a silent protest, but that’s not really Jack’s style!
Probably away with OH again. Must be the only way to avoid the slop!
I think he's whisked her away to the Lake District, as we know, this is where Jack can enjoy anonymity. She can avoid the public gaze and take rest from the burden of being the only person doing any work to feed the poors.So where do we think Jack has been softly and gently whisked off to by OH? An early start to her Scotland visit is a possibility but I haven't detected any foul smells as yet so she may have decided to stop off somewhere on her way up- I suppose the people carrying her sedan chair need a break from time to time.
That is where she holidays when it’s all too much, because she hasn’t had a holiday in ten years.I think he's whisked her away to the Lake District, as we know, this is where Jack can enjoy anonymity. She can avoid the public gaze and take rest from the burden of being the only person doing any work to feed the poors.
I KNOW someone else has already said this but ‘Dr Dr Jack Monroe, ADHD ASD’ makes me HOWL
My favourite thing about Jack is that her fans are such patronising shits to her, and she doesn't seem to notice and/or care. So every inane statement - I'm making an index! I used the old tins to make tealights! I tidied my kitchen! I ate a maize snack! Boris is a meanie! I have a lever arch file! - is greeted with the type of praise you'd give a friend's slightly slow 5-year-old. "Ooh aren't you awfully clever, Jack! That's a very big lever arch file, isn't it? And look, you've managed to get all the receipts in there. Your mummy will be so proud!"It's quite something. She comes up with utterly pointless ideas that for some unfathomable reason sends the squigs into a frenzy then can't be arsed doing the pointless things.
I’ve always suspected the fuzz will be over to investigate smells from the Mitty Bungalow."Foul smells coming from her kitchen" has made me DIE
Off to check whether anyone's firing any heavy artillery on residential streets. As you do.
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