What?! Invite others? Oh no no no! That will take the attention off MEEEEEEE
I dont know what it is but i find the phrase a/my 'huge platform' really irritating. Its such a wanky phrase
Or is it the same random woman blessed with a daily callIs this Jacks half hour a day on twitter? Things seem to be happening awfully fast.
How is it that Jack knows the numbers of random women from her meeting?
I dont know if it was this one she was drinking in the photo but she did mention she drinks "old speckled hen" which is low alcohol 0.5%It was 0.0%
I'm going with Sherbert Fountain vs Sherbert Saucers! (I simply cannot understand what she is trying to say in those weird Essex Police tweets. Send brainios.)Yes it will be deleted very soon and buried under some nonsense. I'm going to go with favourite breakfast cereals 🥱
Dying at “pilots”I genuinely think she brainstorms eight social media topics per day, pilots them all and then runs with whichever sticks.
...in a brothel."I worked as a cleaner and on a security team both at the same time" in 3... 2... 1...
She mentioned the photo one was Perlenbacher 0.0% she then went on to wax lyrical about Old Speckled hen which is low alcoholI dont know if it was this one she was drinking in the photo but she did mention she drinks "old speckled hen" which is low alcohol 0.5%
*Quivering nasal voice* "You need to pay the floor staff more without raising prices. The solution is simple - we need to print more money..."Why does she think she's qualified to speak for the Sainsbury's cleaning and security teams? Like, what on earth does it have to do with her?
They are. We also call them 'concerns for safety 'Grunking ( been in the bath, innit), but are "welfare checks" a thing in the uk?
Sounds very American
Yeah, apparently they are not a thing in the US (source: Alice and Ioan threads)Grunking ( been in the bath, innit), but are "welfare checks" a thing in the uk?
Sounds very American
With crippling arthritis!...in a brothel.
I have theory, that she perhaps, just maybe, she told one too many emotional porkies at her AA meeting this week, that person has seen the pic with the gun and bottle on Twitter and worried themselves enough to call the police for a welfare check. Not trolling, but that narrative sounds so much better to the squiggs, no?
Jack is very much a Caitlin Moran by another name, I remember Caitlin's book of extremely brave political essays which was like, "When I think about the immigrant children, I feel sad, for it's CRUCIAL to be KIND to people who are different. As a council estate URCHIN in Wolverhampton, I [continues for 90,000 words]"*Quivering nasal voice* "You need to pay the floor staff more without raising prices. The solution is simple - we need to print more money..."
Meeting over
Ah OK. I knew I had seen her mention OSH at some point. Thanks for clarification!She mentioned the photo one was Perlenbacher 0.0% she then went on to wax lyrical about Old Speckled hen which is low alcohol
No offence and I am not addicted to anything, well maybe caffeine, but she doesn't really inspire me to join AA she makes it sound terrifying!What?! Invite others? Oh no no no! That will take the attention off MEEEEEEE
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