Ha ha! I actually hope she arrives by rail at Glasgow Central because she'll shit herself. Sadly the area around Central Station is pretty run down, though not actually that dangerous, however it does look grim.
Ha ha! I actually hope she arrives by rail at Glasgow Central because she'll shit herself. Sadly the area around Central Station is pretty run down, though not actually that dangerous, however it does look grim.Jack: I've discovered an amazing area of Glasgow that no one seems to know about! So many cute independent cafes, shops and restaurants!
The amazing area:
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It's Gordon St that's the worst really isn't it. I would piss myself laughing if she started a conversation with the folks that hang around thereHa ha! I actually hope she arrives by rail at Glasgow Central because she'll shit herself. Sadly the area around Central Station is pretty run down, though not actually that dangerous, however it does look grim.
Ah fuckety fuck. Not liking the message but giving a solid chin lift. Keep on keeping on.I've reset my days, it's a bad time happening here, I come to this space for the absolute joy of words, of life and of taking the piss. I've fallen over but I will get back, the AA fraus, thank you, the non-AA fraus, thank you. I just need to say this. Now if anyone likes this message, I'll come after you with my hands and feet, so get ready, Grrrr no exceptions.
I wonder if the grey jumper and/or the pleather trousers will get an airing?TU rally obviously have had a lot of speakers pull out, as it's really late in the day to organise speakers for anything happening in less than 2 weeks
Please, please do an alternative version which includes a random woman screaming 'Ya should've kept yer legs shut, hen'.Jack branches into travel writing:
As I trailed out of Glasgow Central Station, I felt tired, low and blue. A man in a suit had looked at me on the train, clearly thinking, "What is a single mother doing in first class?" I had cringed and melted into my train seat, chewing on nails and Opal Fruits as I longed to disappear. When he asked me to move my feet out of the aisle so he could move past, I knew he was really saying, "You don't belong here, go back to a DARK flat in 2010!"
But out of the murk, a sign leaped up and danced to my cracked and weary eyes. Seeing the name plastered across the sign, I thought it sounded a bit fancy and pricey, but I bit the bullet. Isn't travel all about branching out? Hurtling into the place, a fantastic smell of pastry and coffee greeted me. "Hello," smiled the woman behind the counter, with a classically Scottish expression of delight at seeing my sad little face. "Can I help you?" she gushed. Well, long story short, I was bowled over by the service in Costa Coffee Glasgow Central and would go there again in a heartbeat-
Mhairi Black you talk shite hen would do it for mePlease, please do an alternative version which includes a random woman screaming 'Ya should've kept yer legs shut, hen'.
Jack: [standing in the street in front ofPlease, please do an alternative version which includes a random woman screaming 'Ya should've kept yer legs shut, hen'.
Can't wait to see Jack in the queue for the Catty next weekendJack: I've discovered an amazing area of Glasgow that no one seems to know about! So many cute independent cafes, shops and restaurants!
The amazing area:
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Gives me heavy "I've just emptied the dishwasher" vibes.I silently judge collaeagues who claim to always make time to speak to cleaners etc. Of course every single person is potentially worthy of conversation, but only wankers feel the need to point out their egalitarian attitude by speaking to those the consider beneath them.. Making a point of it is patronising and shows your snobbery.
if you like them, say hello, have a chat. Don't advertise it. Don't pretend to like them its patronising and transparent.
There's a Five Guys.Jack: [standing in the street in front ofDishoomChaakoo Bombay Cafe, taking a selfie like a numpty]
Woman with a pushchair: You're blocking the pavement, hen
Jack, later: And then she said "I'm MARRIED with four kids, queer tattooed single parents like you are not welcome in Glasgow-"
(I have never been to Glasgow and Google tells me that a certain independent restaurant hasn't reached it yet? But... where will Jack eat?)
It’s ok I’m sure they have a five guys to keep her going until she hops over to the ‘BurghJack: [standing in the street in front ofDishoomChaakoo Bombay Cafe, taking a selfie like a numpty]
Woman with a pushchair: You're blocking the pavement, hen
Jack, later: And then she said "I'm MARRIED with four kids, queer tattooed single parents like you are not welcome in Glasgow-"
(I have never been to Glasgow and Google tells me that a certain independent restaurant hasn't reached it yet? But... where will Jack eat?)
Relax, we have a Five Guys! The Peoples Urchin will not starve.Jack: [standing in the street in front ofDishoomChaakoo Bombay Cafe, taking a selfie like a numpty]
Woman with a pushchair: You're blocking the pavement, hen
Jack, later: And then she said "I'm MARRIED with four kids, queer tattooed single parents like you are not welcome in Glasgow-"
(I have never been to Glasgow and Google tells me that a certain independent restaurant hasn't reached it yet? But... where will Jack eat?)
It's so bloody funny I've saved it to our media library so we can have a hoot n fizz to cheer ourselves up xInspired by this legendary post which is still making mea day later and yesterdays sudden and mysterious copper chaos I would like to make a thread title nomination.
Thread title nomination: Mr T Roll and the Mitty Bungalow Mystery.
Well done. I feel that the elusive Mr T Roll should become a stock character in the Jackieverse. A sinister and chaotic presence lurking in the eaves of the shitty bungalow, waiting to strike.It's so bloody funny I've saved it to our media library so we can have a hoot n fizz to cheer ourselves up x
God knows, we need it the last couple of days
It’s all gold, but this part in particular just sends me -It's so bloody funny I've saved it to our media library so we can have a hoot n fizz to cheer ourselves up x
God knows, we need it the last couple of days
It's the natural, businesslike way he says "Yes, it's Mr T Roll" that kills me.It’s all gold, but this part in particular just sends me -
"Oh no, it's quite alright. Feel free to tell her my report is malicious, too."
"Will do. Thanks for your call!"
Chapeau @BlendedSlop !
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