I think she's a Maud. Miserable, moody mare Maud.
Does... Your mum know Iqbal?!
Does... Your mum know Iqbal?!My mum says I’m not allowed because she’ll poo everywhere and make the house smell.
Init. And it’s a deeply classist and sexist assumption that the cleaners are all going to be chatty, salt of the earth women who have time for the people they have to pick up after. Tell me you’ve never experienced the spectrum of working class people without telling me, well, you know how the rest of that goes.I'm way behind, but, fuck me, how patronising to the cleaning and maintenance staff.
If I was one of them, I'd tell them a load of made up 'personal facts'
Oh god, flashback to when I had the terrapins over the summer in primary school. It did not end well.Once we've voted on a name, will we all get turns of taking the Jack home in the holidays to look after?
I can see it now on UK Cop Humour:Good short grunk, would recommend - 999 stars
What in the Tosh Lines was that all about? Feels like someone reported the cannon gun fun in the sun and she turned it round to being hounded by trolls. Or she watched an old episode of the Bill. Or something.
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“Did you see her nails?”
“And then she offered you THE food!”
What could more perfectly channel Vibe of Jack than this?!I best not partake in this as the school budgie died when it came home with me for holidays
That was me- glad I gave you a laughSome genius Frau called her Budget Jones last night and I can’t stop laughing at that!
She is just saying that because she thinks curiosity about OH identity will create book salesBut Harold had to stay until Spring, she dedicated her new book (coming soon!) to him.
I would like to point out that it was a natural death (although I was convinced I was to blame and hid from the art teacher whose room he lived in) and that I take pet responsibility very seriously. Honestly, I had to be taken out of the back door so I didn’t scare the people in reception at the vets when my gerbil was put to sleep. I was an adult at the time too.What could more perfectly channel Vibe of Jack than this?!
And he will feel too guilty to leave her because she has put him in print. Or so she thought…. MuahahahahaShe is just saying that because she thinks curiosity about OH identity will create book sales
Will be approximately 2 hours after your post, I reckonWhen was the last time Jack actually mentioned OH?
I would like to point out that it was a natural death (although I was convinced I was to blame and hid from the art teacher whose room he lived in) and that I take pet responsibility very seriously. Honestly, I had to be taken out of the back door so I didn’t scare the people in reception at the vets when my gerbil was put to sleep. I was an adult at the time too.
Pets are not just for Christmas (or for some social media supply).
And he will feel too guilty to leave her because she has put him in print. Or so she thought…. Muahahahaha
I hope not, I'm out out tonight!Jack has been very quiet today, I wonder if we're in for a late chaos.
My dad was a security guard all over but mostly in ASDA! before he died and he would have told her off for being nosey. He didn't think it was appropriate to gossip about one's life especially in work!Init. And it’s a deeply classist and sexist assumption that the cleaners are all going to be chatty, salt of the earth women who have time for the people they have to pick up after. Tell me you’ve never experienced the spectrum of working class people without telling me, well, you know how the rest of that goes.
I had a tacit, friendly pact with one of the young cleaners in an old workplace that we both liked to work in silence (I used to get in at about 730 before it was busy) and she had unfettered access to my drawer of herbal teas, but no interest in chit chat. Another guy at a different office used to sell us weed.
Tbh there’s always been more homogeneity amongst my white collar colleagues than in the range of staff that Jack would deem beneath her. The very idea that the cleaning or security staff would somehow welcome some guy in epaulettes making mental notes about their lives is deeply weird.
Like Lenny hate having to do this and sorry this must be boring the shit out of you all by now… but idk this call thing doesn’t feel v authentic to me. It’s something I’ve often seen or heard for people who have lost everything and are new in so incredibly vulnerable, people that are more likely to be in a residential facility or hostel type situation than functioning to some degree. Being able to take or make a phone call a day is a privilege many working people with families simply don’t have. I’ve also always pre arranged calls with sponsors for that reason. It’s also something that I’ve seen as more of a thing with the older generation and I imagine it’s because the technology to text or voice note simply wasn’t a thing back then.
Like I’m not saying she’s lying it’s just a very atypical thing for someone of her age who’s close to a year in to be discussing. A bit odd imo
Praise beans my son's and stepdaughters schools didn't have live class pets.I would like to point out that it was a natural death (although I was convinced I was to blame and hid from the art teacher whose room he lived in) and that I take pet responsibility very seriously. Honestly, I had to be taken out of the back door so I didn’t scare the people in reception at the vets when my gerbil was put to sleep. I was an adult at the time too.
Pets are not just for Christmas (or for some social media supply).
And he will feel too guilty to leave her because she has put him in print. Or so she thought…. Muahahahaha
My son is an apprentice. He's very outspoken and vocal shall we saySo a building maintenance engineer with full apprenticeships or hnds in mechanical or electrical engineering have to doff our flat caps to socialist JM ? I will start discussing my life with everyone now. I'd hate for someone to fail to go up the 'ladder'
I silently judge collaeagues who claim to always make time to speak to cleaners etc. Of course every single person is potentially worthy of conversation, but only wankers feel the need to point out their egalitarian attitude by speaking to those the consider beneath them.. Making a point of it is patronising and shows your snobbery.Imagine you're a cleaner in 2010, just getting on with mopping the floor to a high standard when madam decides to start boasting about her tattoos and banging on about her 34 part time jobs paying 50k p/a. Nightmare
And you certainly wouldn’t have multiple twee names like mini moo, Mini Cooper, etc., for them. Horrible cow.I always name animals I am looking after for someone else...oh no wait I don't because they aren't my pets
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