It's like...that's really not context at all, now I have so many more follow-up questions. Was it an accident?Was it deliberate? Did one of her stalkers lock her on the train? Did the Tories do it, while informing her that she should have kept her legs shut? Was she there for an hour, overnight, a whole week? Was she actually a passenger in the Thomas the Tank Engine episode where Henry wouldn't leave the tunnel?Absolutely shaking. (Context: have been locked on a train before!)
Kills me every time.
Self publish on Amazon/Kindle/Audible in the same category as all of Jack's ones, but aggressively undercut her prices then donate the funds to Marcus Rashford's charity. Triple whammy - get some great low cost recipes out there, genuinely raise money for a good cause and as an added bonus, hurt Jack's revenue stream and drive her fucking mad with furyI've seen so many lovely looking recipes here, I think it would be great if we collated them and made a Tattle cookbook
Might be doing my own chaos but do these wanky instructions forget about the chickpeas?hopefully harold is trusted in the kitchen more than poor LJC was…i hope louisa’s friends gave her a serious intervention after she posted this
eta the order is backwards but the horror remains the same!
This does not look like a normal exchange between an author meeting a serious deadline and their publisher. It's like taking a school project to show your kind old Granny.Sorry if this was picked up previously but I was just checking if her publisher had liked any of her performative book chaos tweets (spoiler alert - she hasn't) and I found this:
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I think it could be the Rainbow Honours - also tonight, and I think Diva are involved so that would explain why Jack’s invited.Society of Authors' Awards & Summer Party 2019 - Paul Torday
Join us for the SoA’s annual night of literary riches and our summer party at Southwark Cathedral – a celebration of the best and most promising voices in fiction, poetry and non-fiction. The 2019 Society of Authors’ Awards will take place at Southwark Cathedral on Monday 17th June, sponsored by...paultorday.com
I don't see her on the presenting panel, odd!
https://giphy.com/Zy7s96dP38MlQe3OjG Change 'scientist' for 'chef'Wheeling out all the health classics to explain away her arseholey-ness I see. In the 2nd pic, she looks like Willem Dafoe. He'd probably say 'Dafuq' if you asked him if he knew who Jack was.
Jack is actually much better!I feel like there is some chaos going on here that is going over my head!
Anyway, I hope I can say that SB's dad"s photography skills (based on his "portfolio") are completely and utterly shite.
Apologies if this has been pointed out but OH being with her until spring brings her up to the end of her rental contract too I think?The OH having to be with her til next spring (if true) give me controlling vibes. All her tweets today about OH do.
I remember being really excited for it to come out. Bought it the day it did. Took it back for a refund that afternoon. Tide turned here at user towers.I think it's pretty much the same tbh except she has more twitter followers. She was well known when tin can cook and good food for bad days came out. She only gets the followers by being an arse to boot.
Her books are shite anyway. Of any I did buy I wasn't inspired enough to cook a single recipe.
“That’s lovely, dear” <slides it into the bin once you’ve gone home>This does not look like a normal exchange between an author meeting a serious deadline and their publisher. It's like taking a school project to show your kind old Granny.
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