'Very attached' to the 'crappy bungalow'? The place she constantly slags off for being freezing cold (or sauna like) falling apart, awful, over priced? I'd be happy to move if my house was like that tbh. I can't even say I feel that level of attachment to this house, and my parents bought it when they came over again in 1990.
Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best
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Jack gets a severe case of the King's evil. It's... Boris Johnson's fault.
Like honestly, what mad cures for gruesome ailments are next. Scurvy? The bends? Housemaid's knee?
She’s got a chronic case of brass neck.
I reckon one phone is on tattle whilst she grunks
and the other on twitter
WHAT’S IN THE FUTHERMUCKING BOX?
I have had a very busy long overdue time with my family. Hence why I have been BUSY!
Came for a grunk still a twit!
Came for a grunk still a twit!
Somehow I am 4 pages behind but she is really dishing out some quite dangerous painkiller suggestions, isn’t she?
That guy is going to bleeping explode if she doesn't get that box opened soon.
First off Jack, you're short. If SB is still shorter than you, he's not that big. Second, sharing clothes with a pre teen is weird. Third, daughter is now 165cm to my 167cm, we actually could share some clothes and shoes, but we absolutely never do, because, in her own words "I'm a minor you pervert" (sweet natured SB she is not!)
I’d of loved to of seen her face when Jack told her the jar of boiled sweets had been replaced by the slow cooker.
Squig, that box is already in the communal skip! Send cashos not boxos.
So rather than help smaller charities and or foodbanks she's selling out for cash. What a fantastic campaigner she is.
I have caught up on the grunk and she's unbelievable. Petal it's about time you wised up!
I have caught up on the grunk and she's unbelievable. Petal it's about time you wised up!
TWITTER POLL! TWITTER POLL!
Jack's cheek cupping dentist who disapproves of her boiled sweet habit sounds like Adrian Mole's.
'As I was stumbling out of his surgery clutching my frozen-up jaw he said that he had often seen me walking home from school eating a Mars bar, and it would be entirely my own fault if I was toothless at thirty.
I will walk home another way in future'.
'As I was stumbling out of his surgery clutching my frozen-up jaw he said that he had often seen me walking home from school eating a Mars bar, and it would be entirely my own fault if I was toothless at thirty.
I will walk home another way in future'.
This is worse than trying to figure out why there was a polar bear in Lost!
Since she constantly lifts viral posts off the internet, I'm fully expecting her visit to the dentist to include hugging them when they reach around her to put the bib on - nice big 'embarrassing moment' thread for Twitter.
God, she's such a bore. Why doesn't she just text all this tit to her friends instead of to strangers?. Oh hang on...
OT...i love my dentist. I've been going to the same dentist for 32 years, in a rufty tufty part of Edinburgh.
He used to say "Good girl, hop down", and once had to kneel on my sternum to extract a toof . He retired last month at the age of 70, and I'll miss him so much.
He used to say "Good girl, hop down", and once had to kneel on my sternum to extract a toof . He retired last month at the age of 70, and I'll miss him so much.
How is her right leg laid over her right leg with right foot. Is that not two right feet?
Can I say right anymore? Have I lost the plot offa this clove oil/codeine mash up?
eta yes I had lost the plot....or rather just put my glasses back on and her legs are indeed the correct way. IGNORE
Gooseberry eyeballs init
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I'm dying to see what's in that fuckin' box. 'TAKE THE MONEY OR OPEN THE F**KING BOX!' (Sorry folks, getting carried away a bit here - yet again, only the old amongst us ...)
I'm gonna get banned soon, arent I.
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