Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best

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Phillipa78

Urgh, the guardian have rehashed her BBC interview as well. FFS, it's not mind-blowing in the slightest you absolute goon!! This has been happening for a while but so glad to see you've caught up with the bandwagon you're "leading".

 
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Emmapism

She only knows this because this visit to the SE foodbank was a one off for this interview. They probably told her some stuff she didn't know because she's never put in the work (genuinely) behind the scenes.
 
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NomDeGuerre

Hooting and fizzing at the idea she has to cover her tattoos in supermarkets to save her from being mobbed.
 
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Captainmouse

No doubt mackie has already elbowed her way to the front of the queue, with her hand out for the £650
 
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Shimmering

It's mindblowing for someone like Jack who can afford the fuel to cook already cooked chicken for ten hours.

I watched that little clip. It's mindblowing that she's still being given airtime to whinge about one time ten years ago she didn't have 4p for jam while her millionaire family stood by and watched. She never gains any humility. Even after speaking to genuine food bank users, she's still me me me.
 
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NP

The way she describes her meals I don’t want to eat anything that’s been “blurbing” or whatever. Makes me think of the Bog of Eternal Stench.

Also I’m an OG frau and I couldn’t tell you what her tattoos look like because I’ve never paid attention, so I doubt the mere mortals of Asda give a shit.
 
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Geetbo

Pickled eggs. Pickled. Eggs.

Is there any foul food from the rectum of satan that she will not gobble up like a greedy goblin?

All I can say is I'm glad I don't do her washing, with all the eggs, prunes and beans her knickers must be like the Battle of the Somme.
 
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Mr Krabs

NomDeGuerre said:
Hooting and fizzing at the idea she has to cover her tattoos in supermarkets to save her from being mobbed.
Click to expand...
Wait a minute… I know those generic designs that look like they were hastily chosen from a wallI in the tattooist in 2007…. Jack!
 
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SarcasticEllis

that was definitely written by their comms team - no mention of ‘my, me, I’…

im deid
 
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