Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best
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Just realised she's replying to, erm, Jesus.
She's trying to find out times when everyone will be out so she can break in and take their spoooons. If I am wrong then do a landmark libel trial at me Jack.
No blue tick though, so it's a fake Jesus.
Slopping all week with you!!!
Well of course, she's embracing her faith and all that again, so she said. Praying that God will give her a house no doubt.
Let's have some wisdom from dear Dot, I think this applies well to Jack and her fans.
Attention seeking little muppet. If you are involved in hugely important and special things, particularly involving a young member of your family and you want to keep the details private, you only speak about it to close friends and immediate family. She will be the master of her own downfall eventually. Bizarrely, her craving for 24/7 attention over the last few days has had the opposite effect on me. I'm bored by her antics ATM. I just hope the ride was worth it Jack, when you start to fall from the great height you've built yourself up to.
She’s just told a squig to pickle 20 eggs and they will keep for months.
#prayforsquig
#jackisntjesus
#prayforsquig
#jackisntjesus
Her advice is getting weirdly medieval lately. Clove oil? Pickle 20 eggs?
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Surely the pickle juice is expensive these days? If you were needing to finish a pack there's several other more mainstream options available. Ones that would be unlikely to cause food poisoning!
I do not have a set shopping day Jack. I go whenever I please, although the new special offers start on Wednesdays. Not that she can break into my house and steal my limited edition Neighbours spoooons whilst I'm out anyway.
I do what Jack does and get my shopping delivered.
Now you're just taunting her, she'll be well jel.
She missed a trick, someone else after her recommended doing devilled eggs and the OP was like YES! (they have not responded to Jack's suggestion).
No, Vlad, it's FOREVER home...
This is my grated corned beef with her as well. So many approvals from people so when her strange recipes don't work, you question yourself. After all, she gets so much praise.
No you didn’t do that meal plan to show “what people everywhere are having to do” you absolute revisionist. You didn’t pitch it in that kind of language at all, you were bleeping showing off and crowing about being all like “another win for the house of Monroe every penny used and all meals made go me!” or tit like that. Pull up the bleeping tweets coz this is my aneurism!!
I'm surprised she isn't going on about the Olio app.. I use it daily. Its where the supermarkets etc give away their yellow stickered food or nearly out of date stuff for free everyday. Its commonly promoted at foodbanks now. You will hardly have to buy veg pastries bread or sarnies ever again. Tesco and Asda give away LOADS.
If you are reading this Jack..You're welcome.
Don't tell her that. She'll fill Harold's big car with all the yellow stickers in Essex, only to chuck em away three weeks later when her fridge starts leaking green slime.
Jack doesn't ever mention things that are actually helpful. She prefers to tell people they're all going to starve to death, and don't even bother trying to make a meal plan because it's basically impossible, PS buy Del Monte.I'm surprised she isn't going on about the Olio app.. I use it daily. Its where the supermarkets etc give away their yellow stickered food or nearly out of date stuff for free everyday. Its commonly promoted at foodbanks now. You will hardly have to buy veg pastries bread or sarnies ever again. Tesco and Asda give away LOADS.
If you are reading this Jack..You're welcome.
Probably already been done 
, but gah it's annoying when she keep popping up unexpected. But she makes no money at all from this stuff, it just gives her more publicity to get more 5-figure brand deals and followers to beg for cash 
, but gah it's annoying when she keep popping up unexpected. But she makes no money at all from this stuff, it just gives her more publicity to get more 5-figure brand deals and followers to beg for cash
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