Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best

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Getting out the old crystal ball.... the big thing will be: SB gets statemented as being neuro-diverse, allowing Jack to claim all sorts of freebies from the council/government.
Possibly m'lud.
 
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Or did changing her name distance herself from a family name that is associated with money perhaps?
 
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If she’s just attending something, she’s getting an award. Big things are made tiny. Tiny things are made huge. She’s so weird
 
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I think it's a diagnosis for SB. And Jack might be surprised that it takes more than an "educational psychologist" with a brief case to do said diagnosis. That said, I'm surprised that she hasn't mentioned waiting lists etc.
 
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Or did changing her name distance herself from a family name that is associated with money perhaps?
Yes! What better way to reinvent yourself as a “scummy single mummy on the dole” than to get rid of your very distinctive name associated with your restaurant and guesthouse owning landlord grandad? And your very prominent Local Hero and senior fire service manager dad?
 
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Li’l Slop of Horrors
 
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Don't know why I started singing Abba. Barely need to change the lyrics:

I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad?
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man/fan
I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball

Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the Jackie World
Tummy feeling funny
Where’s the bunny?
In the Jackie World

Ahaaaa...
All the things I could do
If my dinners weren’t so runny
It’s a Jackie World.
 
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It was all a character for the paper, she just loved the attention too much.
 
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♫♫Super Cooper
Mice are going to scratch him
But he won't feel blue
Mama's going to sue
Lawrence Fox and Tattle too ♫♫
 
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Can I retract my recent comment about her moving to Cyprus and becoming a goat herder? M'Lud?

I think she might be looking at renting a business premises and opening a cafe/restaurant .
 
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Can I retract my recent comment about her moving to Cyprus and becoming a goat herder? M'Lud?

I think she might be looking at renting a business premises and opening a cafe/restaurant .
God no please no.
There is no town in this country that deserve to see the grand opening of Jack's Slop Spot.
 
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Can I retract my recent comment about her moving to Cyprus and becoming a goat herder? M'Lud?

I think she might be looking at renting a business premises and opening a cafe/restaurant .
And I'm going to quote myself like a twat and say it'll be a 'no food waste' type of place. So collecting excess from supermarkets and local businesses.

There. I said it.
 
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Can I retract my recent comment about her moving to Cyprus and becoming a goat herder? M'Lud?

I think she might be looking at renting a business premises and opening a cafe/restaurant .
Yes!!! This is what I’m leaning towards too
 
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Getting out the old crystal ball.... the big thing will be: SB gets statemented as being neuro-diverse, allowing Jack to claim all sorts of freebies from the council/government.
Possibly m'lud.
Someone needs to warn her that she will end up being bitterly disappointed. No one gives a shit once a child has a diagnosis
 
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