Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best

[usefullyuseless]

So she hadn't even viewed the property and is claiming the sale fell through...

 

[Veronicaaa]

Oh I thought she used her words with laser-like accuracy.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Locked into rental contract for another year by Evil Landlady, no chance of getting a mortgage, no savings and £19 in the bank account but having a dream house "fall through" is it?

How are even her most ardent fans not waking up to the bullshit yet?

 

[Clarends]

Telling the estate agent you only have £19 isn't going to help you be the chosen buyer.

 

[Geetbo]

Do she really think we give a fuck that she’s got a telly? I just wish she’d watch some cooking videos on the fucker.

 

[Jelly Bean]

If my daughter, who is about the same age as Jack described herself as 'mischievous' I would severely question my parenting and conclude it had been fucking awful.

 

[Yel]

Can't be that important if you're twatting around on twatter rather than prepping for it..

 

[BlendedSlop]

A few more receipts from the past couple of months.

Now she's buying a house. LITERALLY CAN'T LIE.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

There’s something not the full ticket with her to feel nothing about wearing £2k earrings to do paid media work in a foodbank she’s used to build her monetised brand. It’s a sickness.

Like even when the Kardashian Jenners or any real housewives franchise goes to do charitable work they’ll largely dress down in Nike-level brand athleisure because the alternative is grotesque.

 

[Smeghead]

live footage from shitty bungalow of phenomenal fall

 

[jenny2603]

Why does she do this to the English language? Like a toilet on a raging ocean of love, I sink to the murky depths, down, down where I am beheld by bewitched creatures, their fins aflame with wonder.

 

[panda_eyes]

 

[traumatised sideboard]

'I suffer frequently' yeah, don't we fuckin know it. Put another film on you plank.

Edit: I'm spicy tonight.

 

[Irena]

Is this the same Jack Monroe of the former poverty who writes and films advice for those on a minimum budget and says cheap is cheerful and Smart Price everything and all fruit's the same, until the very second Del Monte came knocking with a collab? The same one who took a paid partnership with vegetarian brand Linda McCartney at the same time as relishing the lowest welfare meat products? The one with that kind of moral code?

 

[FlirtyThirty]

As much as I'd like this to be true - rsm cosplays at being as common as muck, a sort of anti-Jack, there is too much unwritten hostility between them to be a sock.

It would be peak Jack to fall out with her own socks though.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Wow. £19 gets you a lot in Southend...

 

[PoorPatrol]

U ok hun?

What a basic biatch. “Ooh a big thing is happening you guys, I can’t talk about it, I love you all” what a bloody hun.

 

[Ostapbender]

 

[Emmapism]

So Jack saw this and created her own thread, right?Just like she did with the shopping lists. Seeing her story magpie in front of our eyes is quite terrifying tbh.

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Wow. It was up for sale. How utterly bizarre of her to not admit she has stashed enough Patreon etc to now afford her home. Or maybe daddy came through with the money after all? To shut her up ?