Why does she do this to the English language? Like a toilet on a raging ocean of love, I sink to the murky depths, down, down where I am beheld by bewitched creatures, their fins aflame with wonder.
Funnily enough, she has all these issues but appears to have very little real medical input to resolve them. They just… disappear. How bizarre.I broke my ankle, had a plaster cast and elbow crutches. I still went to work, did my cooking, washing, shopping etc, such a snowflake.
I think she might have had more medical attention since DKL, than I’ve had in my entire life, and I’m older than her mum,what a snowflake
Oh yes, just like that famous Chris Rock bit where he drones on for hours about putting cloves and coconut oil on toothache until the audience loses the will to live.
Jack: I’ve been thinking of turning all my dentistry capers and tweets into a book. Time of the Mouth, or Toof or Lie. What do you think Twitter?lmao, no you won't
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anyway, thanks for giving me an item for the list. I'm feeling all queasy now and it's made it worthwhile!
Probably the rest of the takeaway and prawn crackers left to fester by the TV. (Gross)I wonder what culinary delight she will scoff in bed tonight. The night the tooth crumbled like a shell it was pot noodle. Last night when she was constantly racked with pain it was a bowl of cheesey potatoes. So tonight when the pain is so bad she is contemplating pliers it will be something nice and chewy like squid rings no doubt.
Have another house sale Hun x
But I thought she got rejected for the £10 router?
I've had that Kumquat Wrist, it's no laughing matter, must have picked it up in Waitrose.Taking bets now on the next ailment:
Orange knee
Lemon hip
Lime knuckle
Pomelo elbow
Kumquat wrist
Cauliflower earTaking bets now on the next ailment:
Orange knee
Lemon hip
Lime knuckle
Pomelo elbow
Kumquat wrist
If it falls out then just whack it in a curry.Yes, I can't think of anything I'd like to have more in my broken tooth-hole than chunks of cracked black pepper. Cheers Jackabsolute ledge.
She should leave the shards she saved under her pillow. Tooth fairy might leave her a house deposit. Manifest it, Jack!If it falls out then just whack it in a curry.
wtf that freestanding bath squished into the cornerI think this one - lift, security, ~quirky~ interior that would appeal to smol pixies.
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If she's not a cash buyer she's going to be in for a shock with interest rates increasing. She'll need quite the deposit to ring it under her rent (£1500 p/m?)
People who don’t spaff every spare penny on third hand cutlery and spendy sideboards, dear heart!
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