Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best

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Emmapism

'keeping it at this arbitrary figure'?

What the FUCK are you talking about? Are you saying you're lying? For what reason? Because I don't know if you realise this you unrepentant berk but half a million people follow you and all they see is poverty pleading.

Christ she's thick.
 
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DisgruntledGoat

NellieBoo said:
Ha! Absolutely x Jack, do not buy a leasehold property with a lift. Any works to the lift will be payable via service charge. Costs can be huge, especially if the lift needs replacing.
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Jack should definitely buy a leasehold property with a lift. And preferably some complex structural problems.
 
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Orphan_Black



There is clearly nothing wrong with either of your ankles, Jack! And nice full extension on one.
 
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NellieBoo

I hope Jack knows she will have to give proof of where she got the money for deposit or 100% cash purchase. Due to very strict money laundering laws .
 
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panda_eyes

From the photo of them watching TV together, isn't it nice that Jack is absolutely centre for the best view of the TV, with SB pushed to the side, as always?
 
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MeeShellMahBell

panda_eyes said:
From the photo of them watching TV together, isn't it nice that Jack is absolutely centre for the best view of the TV, with SB pushed to the side, as always?
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To be fair, I'm surprised she can lie straight in bed... She can't lie straight any other bleedin time..
 
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FunnyFuneral

I'm definitely not dear fraus !!!!!

However it is a good idea to let your family know what you would like in the event of your sad demise of terminal twittering and rancid gobitis, people don't talk about this enough but it really does help those making the arrangements if they feel like they are doing things the way they would like

As for shopping lists, my precious cherub of a SB would usually just draw a cock and balls on it if I left it briefly attended while I did a 4 hour stock take on the wall with post it notes
 
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Shimmering

It's bloody tragic she can't enjoy time with her son without spending the whole time spouting shite on twitter just to (in her head) wind up complete strangers online.

That was some spiritual awakening she had in the last thread
 
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Emmapism

I just don't understand how she thinks she's 'owning us' by repeatedly lying on Twitter. I mean, does that make you feel good? Is the only reason you tweet because of the reaction you get here?

That just sounds tragic to me. But sure, you're owning us

https://giphy.com/eLvhchyvNNOuLbOtYP
 
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