Q: Why are Jack Monroe's nails so black?
She has just scratched herself.
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Shall we place bets on just how long this collab's going to last before it softly, gently, gets wiped from history like all her other ones?When she met the Superdrug bigwigs in Croydon that time, I guess they didn't look too closely at her nails! Taking hygiene tips off her with the state of her house the way it is. Sorry but I'm on my second bout oftoday x
Seems odd that you'd be so poor that you'd sell the lightbulbs and SB's precious teddy but keep a stash of cook books.
Poor performance. Poor priorities. Poor, poor JM.
Failure to meet contractual obligations in 3, 2, 1...
I still don't get Jack's role for that Superdrug thing. Surely people don't need advice on keeping costs down re hygiene. Don't you just purchase the items you can afford?
What exactly is she being paid for? I read the waffle about three times and am still no nearer. But maybe I'm wrong and the Poverty Princess can actually be useful
What exactly is she being paid for? I read the waffle about three times and am still no nearer. But maybe I'm wrong and the Poverty Princess can actually be useful
Or she accidentally tweets something awful about the CEO's son before blaming it on changing her meds.
1) Superdrug? Missed a chance to do that pushing down the Google ranking thing with Boots there.
2) I love that Tom loves facts <one of us.gif>
2) I love that Tom loves facts <one of us.gif>
Proper lolling at the thought of her giving out "shop smart" tips when she can't even manage her own money.
Plus, we never ONCE saw her include hygiene or beauty products in her imaginary £20 shops.
Does NO ONE do their due diligence these days?!
LJC
Plus, we never ONCE saw her include hygiene or beauty products in her imaginary £20 shops.
Does NO ONE do their due diligence these days?!
LJC
Wtf is she going to tell people to do anyway? Buy cheaper soap? Thanks for that St Jack.
I must say it's quite distasteful during a cost of living crisis to have 'too posh to wash' white middle class lady Jack lecturing the poor about personal hygiene. I think Jack might be as well to take the money and STFU.
That's what she was doing in Croydon then.
Oh god she's going to be trotting out the 'using a metro as a sanitary pad' ad nauseum isn't she?
She always looks grubby. Keep your costs down by not washing? No thanks.
Quite. Can't she see the hypocrisy? She's been banging on about how the poors have always had to be canny with money, and how dare white rich people think they know best.
So she takes a job advising the poors how to wash or something like that.
She's going to patronise the poor by shaming them for not buying the cheapest possible products when sometimes that can be a false economy. Still Jack is getting paid and that's all that matters.I still don't get Jack's role for that Superdrug thing. Surely people don't need advice on keeping costs down re hygiene. Don't you just purchase the items you can afford?
What exactly is she being paid for? I read the waffle about three times and am still no nearer. But maybe I'm wrong and the Poverty Princess can actually be useful
I wonder if Superdrug are going to bring out Jack’s range of Saxo bathsalts and slowcooker showergel.
She looks like the cat that got the cream only to discover it soured three weeks ago in that picture.
But only jack is allowed to speak directly to the poor. If anyone else does it they're an insensitive wick who deserves a pile on!
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