Jack Monroe #310 Stay pressed, fools!

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I wonder where Our Jackie gal will be watching the match today…being such a lifelong fan of LFC.
Oh of course she will have forgotten, being such a huge lifelong fan.
 
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So her forensically costed 26p meal actually cost 87p?
 
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Can anyone come up with any examples of kindness, generosity, humour and resilience? I mean there was that time she sent random folk Lion bars which was quite nice, I suppose but mostly she's just mean spirited, grasping and spiteful.
That was bizarre and probably influenced by large levels of J1G
 
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I think she genuinely believes *her* vote will decide an election and can't take the imagined pressure - see the drivel she wrote about spoiling her Brexit ballot. It's her world we are all just living in it.
 
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Can anyone come up with any examples of kindness, generosity, humour and resilience? I mean there was that time she sent random folk Lion bars which was quite nice, I suppose but mostly she's just mean spirited, grasping and spiteful.
1 man 3 fraps?
 
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She once claimed to be so thin her collarbones poked out.

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Admittedly she looks slimmer in old photos, but I’ve never seen any photo where she’s close to bones sticking out.
To be fair, I saw a photo where her collar bones were quite prominent. I would have guessed she was perhaps borderline underweight. But of course a lot depends on body fat distribution, especially in women.
This was at a time when she was recommending minute portions (like 50gs pasta per serving) in her recipes. I think anyone would lose weight on that small amount of food.
 
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Can anyone come up with any examples of kindness, generosity, humour and resilience? I mean there was that time she sent random folk Lion bars which was quite nice, I suppose but mostly she's just mean spirited, grasping and spiteful.
It's when people (including her) suggest she's in any way humorous which always gets me. I honestly can't think of a single time when she's intentionally made me smile, never mind laugh.
 
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So her forensically costed 26p meal actually cost 87p?
And that was even leaving some ingredients out. Her website's woefully out of date, I wonder if that's what brought on the Vimes Boots Index, the thought of having to go back and re-price things. As it stands, people are thinking they're getting a, say, 34p main meal recipe when in the year of our lord 2022 it actually costs 3 times that.
 
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It's when people (including her) suggest she's in any way humorous which always gets me. I honestly can't think of a single time when she's intentionally made me smile, never mind laugh.
Yes exactly, she is a rich seam of unintentional comedy but is too sour and spiteful to be funny on purpose.
 
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I've been BUSY recently so this is going to be almost historical observations in terms of the thread!

Jack's hair - in my professional opinion, her hair was darker and a different length and shape in the food bank photo, compared to the awards show. She looked to have it up that night, I would love to see the back of it and if it was pinned up, braided or what cos the next day, it looks almost black and like a slightly graduated bob

In her photo from August 2012, that's either a fresh cut or she's had it styled for the day. I'm trying to recall what I charged for both ten years ago; I think it was about £35-£40 for a cut and blow dry and £15-20 for styling. Hardly within the budget if she was LITERALLY starving.
 
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It's fine to call a mixed race child black. People should be called what they want to be called. But jack despises mixed race families with that use of the word slut.
 
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So her forensically costed 26p meal actually cost 87p?
Yeah, if you leave half the ingredients out. Of course, this is because of the rise in the cost of living and not due to Jack being a lazy bugger whose front page of her website still has content from 2018 featured prominently.

Also note that the blogger says she got three portions out of the meal that was supposed to feed four, and was still hungry.
 
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